But what about my purple boxer briefs? I always hop three times on each leg when putting them on. Sometimes I also fall against the wall and turn in a complete circle.
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But what about my purple boxer briefs? I always hop three times on each leg when putting them on. Sometimes I also fall against the wall and turn in a complete circle.
Sheep you must be prepared to sing the entire lyrics to every Jethro Tuill album as if on 72 speed while treading water in a swimming pool set at exactly 80 degree farenheit. Of course the musical accompanyment will actually be polka music, and there can be no, I MEAN NO, cable TV lines within 250 feet of you when you do this. If you fail, then all is lost.
Rising Suns, Purple was worn by royalty within the Byzantine Empire, and Annabel Lee has two Ls and two E's in her name, just like Byzantium doesn't. DON'T YOU SEE!
Gerry: must get image out of mind! Uh!
Rising Suns, Purple was worn by royalty within the Byzantine Empire, and Annabel Lee has two Ls and two E's in her name, just like Byzantium doesn't. DON'T YOU SEE!
Gerry: must get image out of mind! Uh!
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Annabel Lee
Beware the Thought Police
Oh my dear Green Friend. You are lost.....
I've already taken over.
We, the undersigned, hereby give legal notice that the property known as "FELLOWSHIP COURT has been, legally and with no hostile intent, taken over by the KLINGON EMPIRE.
This Affidavit shall be binding upon the parties, their successors, assigns and personal representatives Ad infinitum.
Please direct any questions to Klingon Operative, Annabel Lee.
This agreement shall be enforced. (Dont ask)
Thank you.
KPlett of the House of Moge
Annabel Lee..Klingon Operative, special assignments
Antonin Scalia..Supreme Court Justice
I've already taken over.
We, the undersigned, hereby give legal notice that the property known as "FELLOWSHIP COURT has been, legally and with no hostile intent, taken over by the KLINGON EMPIRE.
This Affidavit shall be binding upon the parties, their successors, assigns and personal representatives Ad infinitum.
Please direct any questions to Klingon Operative, Annabel Lee.
This agreement shall be enforced. (Dont ask)
Thank you.
KPlett of the House of Moge
Annabel Lee..Klingon Operative, special assignments
Antonin Scalia..Supreme Court Justice
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Tell yourself that when your world is malfunctioning, your plans are falling apart, no-one believes in your vision, and even the bathroom door won't function right asn you slowly contemplate the horror that has become the burden of your leadership, and then that one last problem, perhaps a butto falls off, perhapos a sholeather comes unattached; perhaps bad reception during a mildly amusing TV show, just enough so you miss the punch line to what could have been a very funny joke, one you wouldn't normally care about, and your life would have been just fine without it, but dammit, you sat through the entire set up, and now you want to here the punch line, and that $@^^**@$$ reception took it away from you, and now you're just sitting there, and you don't even know who to call and ask what it was cause it's 3am in the morning and no-one else but you would watch that stinking stupid show, and you certainly wouldn't want to risk the public embassassment of letting someone else know that you were watching it because they'd all laugh at you and call you a girly-guy AGAIN, and then you'd have to lay low at the weekend party while everyone else has fun and actually hooks up and has a good time while you're just sitting there brooding in your beer, not even the good beer, and wondering what the punchline was to that $$^*^&$$@çç* stupid joke on that $@@*&^%** stupid show that you were watching the other night
oh, um, nevermind.
oh, um, nevermind.
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Whew! Good thing I have found my decoder ring! That was quite a message, but finally I understand. In fact many things are clear now.
Anyway, the punch line was Rueben Sandwhich!
Anyway, the punch line was Rueben Sandwhich!
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Annabel Lee
Beware the Thought Police
Brim...I see the "Thought Wave Confuser" is working.
When you were in the grocery store this afternoon, do you remember the little old lady who you helped reach the refried beans on the top shelf?
She said, "Thank you, young man." didn't she?
Well, when she patted you on the top of your very weird looking head she inserted the "Thought Wave Confuser". Totally painless, you wouldn't have noticed.
Are you feeling a bit dizzy? Have the feeling you can fly like Peter Pan? I have the Magic Fairy Dust so I wouldn't try it if I were you.
Listen carefully..Put on the purple socks. Go out to your car and drive to Los Angeles then go north. Stop when you see the psychdelic flashes in the sky then exit the freeway.
You will receive further instructions at that point.
When you were in the grocery store this afternoon, do you remember the little old lady who you helped reach the refried beans on the top shelf?
She said, "Thank you, young man." didn't she?
Well, when she patted you on the top of your very weird looking head she inserted the "Thought Wave Confuser". Totally painless, you wouldn't have noticed.
Are you feeling a bit dizzy? Have the feeling you can fly like Peter Pan? I have the Magic Fairy Dust so I wouldn't try it if I were you.
Listen carefully..Put on the purple socks. Go out to your car and drive to Los Angeles then go north. Stop when you see the psychdelic flashes in the sky then exit the freeway.
You will receive further instructions at that point.
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Your thought confuser-thingee had nothing to do with it; that was entirely me in my natural state.
and I must thank you Gerry, I uh, kinda forgot the punchline.
and I must thank you Gerry, I uh, kinda forgot the punchline.
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no
Hmm
Grumble
I ams what I ams, and
NO-CAN-DO-KISSY-FACE!!!!!!
(You don't fight fair mistress of darkness.)
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Annabel Lee
Beware the Thought Police
But Brimshack Dear....When did I ever claim to fight fair?
[move]!yelimS yssiK eht tiH[/move]
[move]!yelimS yssiK eht tiH[/move]
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Y9ou never did; thats right. Your evil imagination recognizes no boundaries and accepts no obstacles. Mere mortals mst cower in fear at your diabolical designs. I will flee the field and start the underground resistance as I promised!
ECAF-YYSIK-OD-NAC-ON!!!!!!!!!
ECAF-YYSIK-OD-NAC-ON!!!!!!!!!
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