Attn Annabel Lee

[Gerry]

*Raised eyebrow* NOTHING is as it seems!

 

[Plan 9]

:: Greetings, Gerry. Are you well? ::

(Text derived from Courtesy Lesson#20)

 

[Brimshack]

I know what you guys have been up to, and it won't work!

 

[Annabel Lee]

Too late my Evil Green Nemesis!
I have all the Captain Crunch. Actually I have Captain Crunch with me right now.
He says, "Ahoy Matey!".

 

[Brimshack]

Message received Captain,

…and the mauve goat has dyssentary in the morning.

I repeat

The mauve goat has dyssentary in the morning.

 

[Gerry]

The mauve goat ain't the only one with hockey problems either! Seems like a thread full of it!

 

[Annabel Lee]

:::STATIC STATIC STATIC:::Brim, me matey. Escape... while you can .:STATIC STATIC::::

END OF TRANSMISSION







*Diabolical laughter*

 

[Brimshack]

Oh no, she's trying for the hat-trick; quick Gerry finish your last box of Cap'n Crunch before it's too late.

 

[Annabel Lee]

You silly, silly Green boy. I already have every box of Captain Crunch cereal in existance. I've shut down the factories and I have Captain Crunch himself.
He's sorta cute if you like the type.


Look out your window Brim.

 

[Annabel Lee]

No, forget that.
DON'T LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW.

 

[Brimshack]

I don't have any windows to look out of,
…or not look out of as the case may be.

And as to you having all the cereal, all I can say to that is you might want to examine that crunching sound coming through your listening devices.

HeeheheheeheheheheheeeheheeeheheeheheheeehheeehehehehehehehhahahahahhahhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

 

[Gerry]

You are in luck Brim. I have the secret recipe and have started manufacturing Capt. Crunch in my Garage! Don't worry little fella, we will never run out!

 

[Brimshack]

Whew! I was down to my last storage room; we will defeat this Minion of Evil yet!

 

[Annabel Lee]

So Gerry...Since when have become an agent for......
THE DARK SIDE???

I must say that I am shocked and disappointed.
Nix that crying smiley. Everyone knows Klingons don't cry..(sniff..sob!)

 

[Gerry]

Dark side??? DARK SIDE??? Look at your picture and then look at Brims! Now WHO is dark? I have been to school and graduated. You can't fool me anymore. I am out from under your spell. SHAME on you. Plotting to take away the only joy in an defenseless orphan trolls life!!! Well I won't have it. I will keep the little fella in Capt Crunch as long as he lives, and when He dies, I will bury him in a Capt. Crunch Box that was never used!

 

[Annabel Lee]

Sure..judge me by my looks. I can't help it if Daddy was a Klingon. Hold my heritage against me. This is so unfair.

No one loves me anymore. Goodbye cruel world.

 

[Gerry]

Hasta La Bye Bye!!!

 

[Gerry]

Of course if you would like to JOIN US......

 

[Brimshack]

That's right you can join us, but first you have to go through the initiation ceremony…

 

[Annabel Lee]

Originally posted by Gerry
Of course if you would like to JOIN US......

No....Don't worry about me....I'll be all right.