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Attn Annabel Lee
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Jesus, You're all this heart is living for.
If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
If you can read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence 'If you read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence' - Twice!
Love letters, business contracts and money always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.
Did you ever notice that in commercials advertising psychics, they're always going on and on about what the caller already knows? What good is that to anyone?
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business... didn't they see it coming?
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!
The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
If you can read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence 'If you read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence' - Twice!
Love letters, business contracts and money always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.
Did you ever notice that in commercials advertising psychics, they're always going on and on about what the caller already knows? What good is that to anyone?
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business... didn't they see it coming?
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!
The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
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I meant to say Happy Birthday in the rep note Shane.
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- Mar 23, 2004
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ConstanceB
Forget the former things; do not dwell on the past
Hey, Guys! Can I play? Huh? Please? I'll be good, I won't be loud, I'll just sit quiet, right here and not bother anybody, Okay? Please? Please? Lemme just say something in this thread, it's not fair that you guys are having a private conversation here and people like me aren't even s'posed to jump in, and this is the only thread I really, really want to talk in, so is it okay if I just hop in every once in a while, huh? Huh? Please? I know how to play that. I could play if you'd just let me try once. Okay? Hey. Hey! HEY!
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Okay, who has Seven. She cannot be found, and the entire matchbox collection is mess. She hasn't reorganized them at all, and I think she took my last box of Captain Crunch.
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No cookies.....but would a nice batch of Rice Krispie Treats do?
*wants to know who "Seven" is*
*hides key to secret room holding the worlds supply of Captain Crunch*
Muahahahaaaaa!
(I can be bribed)
*wants to know who "Seven" is*
*hides key to secret room holding the worlds supply of Captain Crunch*
Muahahahaaaaa!
(I can be bribed)
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Annabel Lee
Beware the Thought Police
ConstanceB said:
Of course you can play here! The only qualification needed is an interesting dose of neurosis.
I think you will fit right in.
Join us.
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Annabel Lee said:Of course you can play here! The only qualification needed is an interesting dose of neurosis.
I think you will fit right in.
Join us.
*stamps foot in indignation*
I am NOT the LEAST neurotic!
*looks under mousepad to see if the evil keyboard gremlin is hiding there*
*sprinkles Captain Crunch powder over keyboard for protection*
*keyboard crackles & fizzles*
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
See what YOU did Annabel.......now the evil Rice Krispie gnomes have found me!!!
*hugs keyboard in terror*
Aaaaaaaaaack! Save me Brim.....save meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......(Hi Annabel)
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