Attn Annabel Lee

[Annabel Lee]

Holy <I forgot the word that goes in here>, Batman!!

Maybe I am supposed to be on the dark side?

This isn't the dark side though our patriarchal culture has termed it such. Just as they did when they destroyed our peaceful matriarchal societies thousands of years ago, subjugated the females and called the power of women evil.
They stole our birthright. It's time to seek revenge for the women of the past.! STAND UP WITH ME SISTER!

They fear us Luna.
I AM WOMAN

 

[Brimshack]

Oh now don't even try to pretend this is a woman thing. We all know that you intend to subjegate womankind, just as you will mankind. you're cruelty will recognize no barriars whatsoever. Don't listen to her Luna. She is a third gender I tell ya!

 

[Annabel Lee]

Oh now don't even try to pretend this is a woman thing. We all know that you intend to subjegate womankind, just as you will mankind. you're cruelty will recognize no barriars whatsoever. Don't listen to her Luna. She is a third gender I tell ya!

Third gender? Hah! Look closer my near-sighted friend.

 

[Brimshack]

Do men have ridge?
Do women have ridges?

 

[Annabel Lee]

Oh well, you are a racist. Just because Daddy was a Klingon I'm not a female?
Hah, I say. I stand with my Earth sisters.

Join with me woman of the Earth and I'll teach you how to disembowel a male in 2.5 seconds.

 

[lunachick]

I have beaten the dark Brimshack. I was blind, but now I see. You are the strangest creature on Earth...

You're like a scorpion, my brother,
you live in cowardly darkness
like a scorpion.
You're like a sparrow, my brother,
always in a sparrow's flutter.
You're like a clam, my brother,
closed like a clam, content,
And you're frightening, my brother,
like the mouth of an extinct volcano.

Not one,
not five-
unfortunately, you number millions.
You're like a sheep, my brother:
when the cloaked drover raises his stick,
you quickly join the flock
and run, almost proudly, to the slaughterhouse.
I mean you're strangest creature on earth-
even stranger than the fish
that couldn't see the ocean for the water.
And the oppression in this world
is thanks to you.
And if we're hungry, tired, covered with blood,
and still being crushed like grapes for our wine,
the fault is yours-
I can hardly bring myself to say it,
but most of the fault, my dear brother, is yours.

 

[lunachick]

...I'll teach you how to disembowel a male in 2.5 seconds.

No need, sweet angel of Klingon beauty, for I can teach you how to do it in 2.0.

 

[Annabel Lee]

Hail Kahless...Luna is free!

How did you manage to cut that .5 seconds off the disembowelling process? No matter how much I practice I cannot get it below 2.5.

Welcome home Sister Luna.

 

[Brimshack]

Uh, G'night ladies.

http://members.aol.com/scynthius/gon/gon_away.gif

 

[lunachick]

Run, Brimshack, run little rabbit!
Pop goes the hunter's gun, little rabbit!

Muahahahahahahahahaah!!!

Annabel, Mistress of all that is Goddessy and Free -
the .5 seconds are removed with a saw tooth,
motorised, and meant for a tree!

hahahahahahahaha.

*hmmm, this Goddessy thing is good. I've not felt the need to break into one bad country song, and I've got my poetry back. heh. It must've been Brimshack all along. Who'da thunk it? How blind could I have been?!*

 

[Brimshack]

It's okay, she's gone. We can begin your deprogramming now.

 

[lunachick]

Are you out of your mind?

 

[Brimshack]

No, but you are. She brain-washed you. You really must see that. Come back to the land of reason and clarity. Come back.

 

[lunachick]

I've taken your advice, and I've just said 'No'.

Through the Goddess that is Annabel lee, and the poet that is dorothy Parker, I have found my inner witch:

Lady, lady, never start
Conversation toward your heart;
Keep your pretty words serene;
Never murmur what you mean.
Show yourself, by word and look,
Swift and shallow as a brook.
Be as cool and quick to go
As a drop of April snow;
Be as delicate and gay
As a cherry flower in May.
Lady, lady, never speak
Of the tears that burn your cheek-
She will never win him, whose
Words had shown she feared to lose.
Be you wise and never sad,
You will get your lovely lad.
Never serious be, nor true,
And your wish will come to you-
And if that makes you happy, kid,
You'll be the first it ever did.

 

[Brimshack]

Yeah well, if tht makes you happy, then read the last line of yer own poem.

Traitor!

 

[lunachick]

hehehe. Run, rabbit. I'm gonna get'cha.

 

[Brimshack]

Oh no you won't I've already disemboweled myself, and you and Annabel have nothing left to threaten me with. So, take that my red Kiwi without a soul!

 

[Annabel Lee]

Oh look! Brimshack is throwing a temper tantrum.

Poor dear, do you need a hug?

 

[scaddigs]

I can't believe I read the whole thread

 

[Plan 9]

:erhaps you would care to threaten Brimstack in conjunction with us::

"I'm always chasing Rimbauds."~Dorothy Parker