trunks2k
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"Are you kidding? Europe is the most Christian place on the planet"
Huh? Been there in the last 20 years? Church attendance is lower than the ratings for Mama's family reruns.
Any time people talk about church in Europe, I can't help but thinking of the Eddie Izzard routine on the church of england.
<on Confession>
The Anglican faith doesn’t have that. You’ll never go,
“Vicar, I have done many bad things.”
“Well, so have I.”
“What shall I do?”
“Well, drink five Bloody Marys and you won’t remember.”
[...]
you can’t say, “You must have tea and cake with the Vicar, or you die!” You can’t have extreme points of view, you know. The Spanish Inquisition wouldn’t have worked with Church of England.
“Talk! Will you talk!”
“But it hurts!”
“Well, loosen it up a bit, will you? Fine…”
‘Cause that’s what it would be. “Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death!” Students with beards, ( mimes demonstrating with picket signs ) “Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!” ‘Cause, “Cake or death?” That’s a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.
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