Ask a Stupid Question

[Salsa_1960]

Hi. I'm Sandy and am new here. Hope to have some fun. (Looking for good clean humor).

This is a game in which the first person asks a stupid question. The second person gives a stupid answer and then poses another stupid question.
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Example:

1st person
Q: Who has better hair: Einstein or The girls from the B-52s?

2nd person
A: Relatively speaking, it must be Einstein.

Q: In a fight between Minnesota governor Jesse "the body" Ventura and California governor Arnold "the terminator" Schwarzenegger, who would win?

Next person
A: SCHWARZENEGGER. You can terminate the body, but you can't embody the terminator.

Q: (Now this person poses a question and the thread continues).

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OK. Those were just samples. I'm going to start it out with the first stupid question:

Q: Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

[dsdumpling]

Only the herbivores.

Why is Kansas pronounced like it looks but Arkansas is pronounced Arkansaw?

 

[Salsa_1960]

Only the herbivores.

Why is Kansas pronounced like it looks but Arkansas is pronounced Arkansaw?

A: Because the Native Americans of the Arkansas region had a southern drawal.

Q: Why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

 

[dsdumpling]

A. I've tried parking on driveways but the police don't like it!

Q. What's for dinner?

 

[lucypevensie]

Something from the kitchen, most likely,

How come some songs repeat the same phrase over and over and over and over...?

 

[Salsa_1960]

Something from the kitchen, most likely,

How come some songs repeat the same phrase over and over and over and over...?

A (sort of): Could you repeat that question again, Lucy??
Q: If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

 

[Shimmerstar]

A: Not unless you want another funeral procession the following night
Q: If someone leaves the Christian Forums, but no one cares, do they still vanish into a cloud of mystery?

 

[santa]

A: life is a cloud of mystery, so they vanish into the life
Q: Do we exist IRL?

 

[CrystalDestiny]

In Real Life you mean? Sure!!!


Do monkey know they have huge mouths?

 

[GaelSong]

Im sure they do...when they look at other monkeys...but I don't imagine they would dwell on it...


When was the last time you were run over?

 

[rosemoss]

Last Tuesday.

Do you eat glue?

 

[HephzibahBenJudah]

not sure
glue in the form of a paste or liquid?