Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer 2

[meebs]

Because its better than bats and hogs

why do calculators tell the truth?

 

[jaimegerise]

Because they are under oath....

would walking to the store be better than running?

 

[cheetah62ddr]

no, because when you run you have a longer time to rest

why does it get dark at night?

 

[Daughter of His]

The sun needs to rest sometime

What is it that makes the stars twinkle?

 

[ashes2beauty]

"Twinkle in a Can" of course!! Spray generously on stars, and they'll twinkle up to 100 hours.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

 

[Daughter of His]

A poor turtle without a shell is like a fish out of water.

Could you have an underwater Christmas tree?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

of course, even the fish know that J-sus is L-rd....any water plant will do.....

are clouds shape changers, or does G-d change their shape??

 

[Daughter of His]

Me thinks God causes the wind to blow that pushes the clouds around.

Does it affend you when people spell out the names of the Holy Lord, we don't intend to?

 

[heavenliejediofthebeach]

Me thinks God causes the wind to blow that pushes the clouds around.

Does it affend you when people spell out the names of the Holy Lord, we don't intend to?

What



Why me??

 

[Alessandro]

Because if not you then me

Why you what?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

Me thinks God causes the wind to blow that pushes the clouds around.

Does it affend you when people spell out the names of the Holy Lord, we don't intend to?

nope, doesnt offend me....i just wont do it....

 

[meebs]

i dont know - the fish ran away with the moon

Why does it all end when the fat lady sings?

 

[meebs]

cos she has such a strong voice and breaks all the glass

Why am i talking to myself?

 

[Ps28:7]

i don't maybe because you're schitzo like we are
if sign makers go on strike, what do they have on their signs?do they have signs? am i allowed to ask more than one question in a post?

 

[Ps28:7]

they don't have anything on them because they don't have any, and no you can't do that
how come my post showed up multiple times?

 

[Alessandro]

Not any more

Who are you all?

 

[Ps28:7]

we are your worst nightmare and the little voices that you hear
aren't most nightmares the worst?

 

[Alessandro]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What about daymares?

 

[brinny]

You mean the horses that run in the daytime?

Seen any today?

 

[Ps28:7]

what about them, mares don't come out during the day
if i told you to eat white elbow grease burgers, would you do it?