Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[lucypevensie]

He's afraid he won't like what's inside.

What's the point of wrapping up presents in beautiful paper and ribbons, only to have it torn off and trashed in a matter of 5 seconds?

 

[keb2005]

for kids to try to keep the paper

how many movies have you seen?

 

[Mobiosity]

Many fewer than the stillies I've seen.

How did hamburgers get their name; with no ham and a burgher being a german gentleman of some means?

 

[keb2005]

i dont know

where did a hotdog get it's name?

 

[Mobiosity]

Out of a hat. It's only by chance that they aren't called "eight and three fifths"

Why is the contents of your skull called brains? After all there is only one brain in there?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Maybe YOU only have one, but don't put your limitations on the rest of us!

Why is there peanut butter named after Peter Pan?

 

[keb2005]

cuz Peter Pan's fav food is peanut butter

why do people keep questioning the chicken crossing the road?

 

[Mobiosity]

Because everyone is so interested in everything chickens do.

Would it matter if we had an extra?

 

[lucypevensie]

I personally can't afford anything extra, but if you want to buy some for me, that's OK.

Sooo. What are you gonna buy me?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Some humble pie.

Which of your favorite foods is your least favorite?

 

[lucypevensie]

Cat food. Tuna flavor. Mmmm yum.

Would a cat appreciate good sushi?

 

[moerunamida]

Doesn't every cat like fish?

Are you enjoying the spring/summer?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

I enjoy most confused seasons.

What happens if I don't click on them?

 

[lucypevensie]

You would "wonder til it drives you mad what would have followed if you had".

Can anyone tell me where I got that quote from?

 

[moerunamida]

Dave Ramsey!

Why are the stars so small?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.

Hey! Who's the pig?

 

[Daughter of His]

Too deep of a subject, shhhhh.

How do the stars stay up there?

 

[Mobiosity]

Tenure

Why do stars have points?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Because they are excellent orators.

How many words can you type in a minute?

 

[keb2005]

depends did i get stuck in time?

will you be in the CB?