Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[sbbqb7n16]

Stinkin delicious? Are you eating with your nose again??

If "MOM" upside down is "WOW", what is "DAD" upside down?

 

[Brilliand]

Dads can stand on their heads without changing their names.

What's "MULE" upside-down?

 

[lucypevensie]

Taking a rest... Doing tricks... Dead... The possibilities are endless.

Donkey or mule?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Donkey.......... who knows why?

Why are my aquarium platy fry growing so slowwwwwwwwww?

 

[Shalico2007]

Why are my aquarium platy fry growing so slowwwwwwwwww?

Because you need to feed them more soy milk.

Why don't we eat banana peels?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Because if we did, this would never happen...

now what kind of world would it be if no one went around slipping on banana peels??

 

[lucypevensie]

Very uninteresting and boring.

What's the BEST cure for boredom?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

A ministry!!!

How many different breeds of dogs were on the ark?

 

[1Sam24:12]

1 - it was a mutt

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

[keb2005]

It case of an emergency

Why was my grandma the only person that gave me a check for my b-day instead of cash?

 

[drstevej]

She knows you like things that bounce.

Why doe we eat ice cream with a spoon?

 

[keb2005]

Cuz it would melt and fall thourgh the fork

When is my b-day?

 

[lucypevensie]

Sometime this year.

If I tell someone one "thank you for the gift", why do I still have to write a thank you note to them?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

The only day of the year where we can't wish you a very merry unbirthday.

Why was the hatter so mad?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Sometime this year.

If I tell someone one "thank you for the gift", why do I still have to write a thank you note to them?

Just in case they are deaf.

Have cats ever sang you a song?

 

[lucypevensie]

Yes. "We wish you a meowy Christmas" is very popular with the cats.

What other hits do the barking "Jingle Bells" dogs have?

 

[lucypevensie]

Why was the hatter so mad?

because his constitutional rights just got violated.

What other hits do the barking "Jingle Bells" dogs have?

 

[WannaWitness]

"Puppy Love" could be one of them?

Has anyone ever heard any reports of Jack-be-Nimble ever missing when he tried to jump the candlestick?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Yeah it only happened after he put on a few pounds and became Jack-be-Nimble, Jack-be-not-so-quick-as-he-used-to-be.

How hard is it to jump over a candle anyways?

 

[Shalico2007]

Has anyone ever heard any reports of Jack-be-Nimble ever missing when he tried to jump the candlestick?

No, but I seen him running off with the dish and the spoon.

Has anyone heard of blueberry rocks?