Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[lucypevensie]

They have a circulatory disease that requires that they keep their hands warm at all times.

Doesn't Cinderella ever feel like just wearing jeans and a t shirt?

 

[brinny]

i hope so

how come i haven't been to visit da ducks at da harbor yet?

 

[lucypevensie]

Because da ducks at home would get jealous.

Why did God make platypuses?

 

[brinny]

cuz they defy logic and God loves to do that...

how many flowers in a bouquet?

 

[EdwinWillers]

Boo-Koo Flowers in a Bouquet

Ok, so I woke up today to smell the roses - they smelled nice - was something else supposed to happen?

 

[lucypevensie]

A butterfly was supposed to pop out of the middle of one. You need to go back and smell some more.

If Hallmark can make cards that make you cry, why not make cards that can make you mad?

 

[FreeBird914]

Because Hallmark knows that they can't afford to hire every in-law in the country.


Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery?"

 

[drstevej]

Cause you can be both psychic and stupid!

Why is y only sometimes a vowel?

 

[brinny]

because they're out ta get us

who are "they"?

 

[keb2005]

They are the others

Who are the others?

 

[drstevej]

The others are The Who

What is a magic bus?

 

[keb2005]

The T.A.R.D.I.S in disquise

Do you know what the T.A.R.D.I.S is?

 

[FreeBird914]

Who are the others?

Nicole Kidman and her on-screen children. hahaha!
(...get it? "The Others?" )

Ya'll are too fast!

The
Academy of
Real
Delightful
Informative
Sardines... *nods*

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?

 

[lucypevensie]

Too many food allergies.

How awful would it be to be allergic to every item in the grocery store?

 

[keb2005]

To horribal

How horribal is to horribal?

 

[FreeBird914]

Horriblest! It's the worst-est! :O

Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?"
Where's that extra penny going to?

 

[lucypevensie]

Taxes for special interest projects.

Interested?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Sure!

What exactly am I interested in??

 

[drstevej]

Sentences ending with a preposition.

What chu talkin' about, Willis?

 

[lucypevensie]

Talkin bout how dumb this show is that we're on.

Mmmmm....why is this candy bar That I'm eating so stinkin delicious?