Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[appletreeblossom]

Because St. Patrick didn't like chocolate.

What was St. Valentine's favorite food?

Probably chocolate, though I have to say it would be ironic if he actually hated the stuff.

What do you think the circumstances were, that brought on the discovery/invention of carbonation? (Wild answers are always appreciated. )

 

[EdwinWillers]

Societal rejection of low-carb diets (pre-Atkins) - coupled with a little common misunderstanding of the term "carbs." Ironically, it was the same yahoo who ate the first artichoke (pre-clarified butter and steam cookers).

Who was the first person to eat a brussel sprout?

 

[appletreeblossom]

Societal rejection of low-carb diets (pre-Atkins) - coupled with a little common misunderstanding of the term "carbs." Ironically, it was the same yahoo who ate the first artichoke (pre-clarified butter and steam cookers).

Who was the first person to eat a brussel sprout?

They say anything tastes good when you're hungry, so I would assume it was a starving person who thought it was the best thing on earth. Human kind and holiday dinners have had to pay for that one person's misguided belief ever since.

What do you think dogs could possibly be saying to each other (in loud volumes that overcome obstacles such as windows and walls), at 3 am?

 

[lucypevensie]

Hey you! I just HAVE to know what you smell like! Get over here! Now! And maybe we can play! Or fight! Either way we'll be anoying!

What tastes good with a raw egg?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Raw steak, perhaps?

What makes the lightning streak faster than the speed of sound?

 

[lucypevensie]

It's greased.

How did the grease get into the atmosphere?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Space monkeys... they love to fry bacon.

What would have happened if Dorothy never threw that bucket of water on the scarecrow, which in turn never hit the witch, and the witch never melted?

 

[Shalico2007]

What would have happened if Dorothy never threw that bucket of water on the scarecrow, which in turn never hit the witch, and the witch never melted?

Then I guess we'd have a whole different story going on here.

Why don't you see many circus clowns driving down the street in trucks?

 

[WannaWitness]

Because they don't see the tigers, lions, and bears doing it.

How is it that this little guy keeps going and going like he does? Shouldn't he be tired out by now?

 

[lucypevensie]

Because clowns prefer unicycles.

Who thinks clowns are actually funny anymore?

 

[lucypevensie]

How is it that this little guy keeps going and going like he does? Shouldn't he be tired out by now?

He's trying to tighten his abs. and yes, he is tired, but the pain is worth it to him.

So, who thinks clowns are actualy funny anymore?

 

[WannaWitness]

Clown fans do.

Why do noses run and feet smell?

 

[lucypevensie]

Feel don't actually smell - they don't have noses! I have no opinion on the nose thing.

why is nasty weather being forecast for this weekend?

 

[Frogette]

Because i think scientist are messing with it.

Why do fire ants try to kill me?

 

[Brilliand]

Your house was built on top of their anthill.

How do ants find their way around?

 

[lucypevensie]

They walk on their legs.

Would a snake prefer to have a pair of arms or a pair of legs?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

How about a pair of both?

Why is it that if you use a dry erase marker over a permanent marker's mark, then it will erase it?

 

[Shalico2007]

How about a pair of both?

Why is it that if you use a dry erase marker over a permanent marker's mark, then it will erase it?

I don't know. You tell me, and we'll both have the answer.



Why is it as earthlings we don't wear Earth shoes?

 

[lucypevensie]

because we are not all hippies

How come not everyone wears Nike shoes?

 

[WannaWitness]

Because Nike is not what they likey! Why do Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny wear white gloves?