Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[brinny]

'tis the only way to travel whem one's legs are so short

are chickens really non-thinkers?

 

[lucypevensie]

Chickens are GREAT thinkers, they just don't know how to express their deep thoughts aside from the familiar "cluck cluck".

Besides "cluck" and "bock bock b'gawwwk!", what other words can a chicken say?

 

[brinny]

help! hee hee

do horses yay or neigh when they vote?

 

[lucypevensie]

They just shake their heads yes or no.

How in the world did they train Mr. Ed to talk?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Mr. Ed taught us to talk

What would you do if you opened your fortune cookie, and it read "you will enjoy a cookie today"?

 

[lucypevensie]

Go home and bake cookies, I guess, even though I hate baking.

What does it mean if your fortune cookie is empty?

 

[brinny]

the gnomes got to it first

why would someone go walkin in the rain?

 

[lucypevensie]

Maybe their shower is broken.

How do you just fall off a bike?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

1) Go to wal-mart, 2) find the bike aisle, 3) ride around until you find the pillows, 4) fall into them. That's how I do it.

Why don't the wal-mart greeters like seeing me coming??

 

[lucypevensie]

Perhaps the fact that last time you shopped you didn't spend much money as they were hoping you would.

Do you think there is a Walmart on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills?

 

[brinny]

i hope so...it needs SOME redeeming value

is it true that singing sends the goblins to scurrying?

 

[lucypevensie]

We shall find out tonight at bedtime when the little things creep out from under my bed.

What do you call an opera singer with laryngitis?

 

[EdwinWillers]

Gilbert Godfried?

What do you call a math teacher who can't count?

 

[lucypevensie]

unaccounted-for

What should I have for a snack?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Some fruit or maybe some peanuts or cashews.

What are the chances that I will get into the college I have applied for?

 

[keb2005]

I don't know

What time will I go to bed?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

As soon as you get off the computer. I know you're on here reading this!!

What kind of cheese is the moon made of?

 

[Musa80]

It's not. It's actually made of a soy substitute and tastes terrible.


What color is the number 3?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Red!

When are apples ever blue?

 

[lucypevensie]

When the temperature dips down to 32° or lower.

Why do Doritos cause bad breath?