Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[LovebirdsFlying]

The next person to post answers the silly question with a silly answer, then asks another silly question.

Why do we say bridal and not groomal?

 

[Lulav]

Because G follows B?

So why is Z the last letter of the alphabet?

 

[JPPT1974]

No A is!

Does everybody have anmesia?

 

[Utah Knight]

whats my name again


does one really thing they can fly after blowing a bubble with bubble gum?

 

[FeldMonk]

I think I can!

If there are no stupid questions, do stupid people get smart right before they ask questions?

 

[Utah Knight]

stupid people can ask smart questions


are you trying to confuse the already confused knight?

 

[NostalgicGranny]

No Knight.

Why are they called polka-dots?

 

[Frogette]

Because ya have to poke something with ink or dye to make a dot.

Has anyone ever been tempted to go fishing in their fish aquarium?

 

[Utah Knight]

it depends on how big the fish are



have you ever been tempted to sing in the rain?

 

[Frogette]

Yes, and i have sung in the rain.

Why is it that when you look for something and find it, that you wish you hadn't found it?

 

[Godsgirl_4ever]

Because once you find it, you forget why you were looking for it.


If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

 

[Utah Knight]

Because once you find it, you forget why you were looking for it.


If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

hmmmmmmmmmm



Why is it when you are looking for something it is always in the last place you look?

 

[JPPT1974]

Because you have nowhere to go.

Why do people act so dumb these days?

 

[Utah Knight]

Because you have nowhere to go.

Why do people act so dumb these days?

how do you know they are acting lol



How does a mime order pizza over the phone?

 

[haya]

he uses Skype with Video on his computer..

Why did people start saying "it's raining cats and dogs"?

 

[Normal]

because pigs and sheep were falling from the sky.


why do buildings touch the ground?

 

[Frogette]

because pigs and sheep were falling from the sky.


why do buildings touch the ground?

Because thats where it's seed was planted.

Why does dirt look dirty?

 

[JPPT1974]

They act like a bunch of pigs.

Why do people act really nasty?

 

[georgiajedi]

Because it's harder to act clean.

Can dogs look up?

 

[Godsgirl_4ever]

i cant think of anything.