Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[lucypevensie]

Because you can buy hot dogs and peanuts and soda and beer at the games

How can they honestly call it the World Series when it's usually only American teams participating, and rarely, Canada?

 

[moerunamida]

Because the world just combines all the countries into one! There really are no seperate countries.

Why doesn't lotion really work?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Because it has to be properly motivated.

When is it a good thing to slap someone?

 

[keb2005]

when you want to

does anybody have a better answer to her question?

 

[Shalico2007]

does anybody have a better answer to her question?

No, not unless it might be the president of Mars.



Why don't we all hop on one foot to our jobs?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Because God gave us 3 legs for a reason.

What if walking canes were made of candy?

 

[WannaWitness]

Because it just isn't right to do. Why do people seem to like to shorten a word to the last syllable rather than the first? (For example, 'zine for magazine.)

 

[WannaWitness]

For sbbq: Then there would be no more walking canes as they would all be eaten. Refer to my question in above post.

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Because it just isn't right to do. Why do people seem to like to shorten a word to the last syllable rather than the first? (For example, 'zine for magazine.)

Bec' most people d'not use .viations pr'ply.

Do they make portable sound proof rooms?

 

[brinny]

let's hope so....

ever run up the stairs 2 at a time?

 

[Mobiosity]

Yes.

Did you ever run up the elevator?

 

[lucypevensie]

I think only Superman could do that.

If Batman and Spiderman got into a fight, who would Superman root for?

 

[Mobiosity]

Whoever is right.

What color is 42?

 

[Shalico2007]

What color is 42?

Maybe green, or whatever color you choose to pull out of a hat.



Why is potato soup made with potatoes?

 

[Mobiosity]

The rutabagas were busy?

Since tomatoes were considered poison, why did people eat cottage cheese?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Because poison doesn't live in cottages.

Do birds on my power lines raise my electric bill??

 

[moerunamida]

Only if they cause an electrical surge if they get electrocuted.

Why do I like chocolate so much?

 

[Daughter of His]

Do you have anything against vanilla?

Would you enjoy a cappuccino about now?

 

[moerunamida]

It's almost 12am, so way too early for cappuccino!

Why does it get dark at night?

 

[Daughter of His]

Have you opened the curtains, maybe it's not dark?

Ever had a streetlight just outside of your bedroom window?(I do)