Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[JCgirl4eternity]

Is that something I can answer??

If you combine > with > then what do you get?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Is there really no place like home?

 

[drstevej]

Not if you are from Houma, LA

How fast would you have to travel for a red light to appear green?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Any speed you want when you're color-blind like me

You know "if a tree falls..." so if a cop didn't see it, did it really happen?

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm pretty sure a cop has to see it in order for it to count.

What are your spidey senses telling you right now?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

"That corner would make a nice spot for a cobweb."

Does college ruled paper earn more than dropout ruled paper?

 

[lucypevensie]

Ahhh, suddenly I understand why I'm still earning minimum wage at my job! It was the paper!

How come none of the stores in my city sell the exact kind of craft string that I need!?

 

[keb2005]

Because it's a sign you need to move

What should I name by stuffed dog?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Charlie

What kind of dog is it?

 

[keb2005]

Saint Bernard

Do you have any pets

 

[lucypevensie]

Define "pets".

What is the meaning of the word "is"?

 

[Brilliand]

"Is" is a misspelling of the word "Si" meaning "yes."

If you could have a third ear, where would you put it?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

On your nose... then you can hear what you smell!

Why is it suddenly getting warmer outside?

 

[lucypevensie]

More forest fires than usual.

where did smokey the bear come from?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

He came from the Smokey Mountains, of course.

What do you get if you combine a rock star with a needle and thread?

 

[keb2005]

It makes a hard quilt

Why do I have to go to bed now?!?!

 

[lucypevensie]

Because someone a long time ago decided to make up a rule that says that people need to go to bed at night.

why do i have to make my bed in the morning if it's just going to get messed up again later that night?

 

[Brilliand]

Inspectors. They show up at noon, on the second Thursday of every month, according to the ancient Aztec calendar. Since no one is quite sure when that is, it's best to be constantly ready... just in case the inspectors figure it out.

Why is my username spelled backwards?

 

[lucypevensie]

You were being careless when you typed it out.

Pleeeeease!?

 

[Brilliand]

Only if you fix my username.

How many goldfish does it take to change a lightbulb?