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Cherosglipe (also called Hermosfallowblip or whatever other random string of syllables drops from the lips of its occupants) is a world of high magic, where the laws of physics are so intermittent that they are indistinguishable from the workings of free magic. This particular battlefield consists of a plateau of rather ordinary dirt, dotted with various flora, most of which has either polymorphitis or teleportitis. This area is noteworthy for its storms of glopwobblers - small, parachute-shaped creatures that intermittedly leap out of the ground, hit their heads on the sky and explode into small showers of double-ended ballpoint pens. On the question of where the gloppywobbles come from, most local sages agree that they are self-caused, though a few fringe groups insist that they are caused by the existence of fringe groups.
On this particular day, Affan Cleavebeagle was riding a flying ghost at top speed, on a completely misguided mission to exterminate a nonexistent species of snail that he had found in his soup that morning. Upon seeing a large Confederate flag flying in the breeze, he was promptly offended on behalf of a nearby carrot tree polymorphed into a mindflayer, and sneezed.
To his ghost army, this served as the order to attack.
((My opponent is using Moonsinger, a slightly more sane resident of the same planet.))
On this particular day, Affan Cleavebeagle was riding a flying ghost at top speed, on a completely misguided mission to exterminate a nonexistent species of snail that he had found in his soup that morning. Upon seeing a large Confederate flag flying in the breeze, he was promptly offended on behalf of a nearby carrot tree polymorphed into a mindflayer, and sneezed.
To his ghost army, this served as the order to attack.
((My opponent is using Moonsinger, a slightly more sane resident of the same planet.))
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