Are the toilet paper companies getting rich? Coronavirus

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Nope because,
they are already planning ahead for the massive slowdown of their industry when the Coronavirus is contained.

Some households now have stockpiles of a year or more. Making it hard for the little poor guy just hoping to find a roll.

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Nope because,
they are already planning ahead for the massive slowdown of their industry when the Coronavirus is contained.

Some households now have stockpiles of a year or more. Making it hard for the little poor guy just hoping to find a roll.

M-Bob
Give me your address and I'll send you a few rolls. It's back in stock at my supermarket.
 
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Give me your address and I'll send you a few rolls. It's back in stock at my supermarket.

Thanks
the goats got into our stockpile last night.
They love (clean) TP.
Especially the cheap course stuff.

M-Bob
 
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Give me your address and I'll send you a few rolls. It's back in stock at my supermarket.
If in Wisconsin message me and I'll drop off a couple rolls in your mailbox.
 
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the goats got into our stockpile last night.
They love (clean) TP.
Especially the cheap course stuff.

M-Bob
Somehow I'm getting a strange word picture out of your statement above, I don't know like open storage, goats wandering around in the house. But I won't ask !
 
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If in Wisconsin message me and I'll drop off a couple rolls in your mailbox.
Our mailman will just grab them for himself.
Please hand deliver.
Thanks
Bob

Somehow I'm getting a strange word picture out of your statement above, I don't know like open storage, goats wandering around in the house. But I won't ask !
It's not like that
they have their own bedroom.

We are not that outback.

City folks just don't understand.

M-Bob
 
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Our mailman will just grab them for himself.
Please hand deliver.
Thanks
Bob


It's not like that
they have their own bedroom.

We are not that outback.

City folks just don't understand.

M-Bob
A bedroom for goats............ nope, I do not understand.
 
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I wonder if the folks working at the toilet paper company are working overtime? They must be really wiped.

Wonder how many rolls a day they get to take home?

Guy at one toilet paper plant got (busted) yesterday while leaving work. The security guard noticed something suspicious. He asked the male employee if he was taking female hormones? The man said no. After a body search what looked like new breast grown -- were actually two rolls of stolen TP.

On the stock market TP is now approaching gold prices.

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Our mailman will just grab them for himself.
Please hand deliver.
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It's not like that
they have their own bedroom.

We are not that outback.

City folks just don't understand.

M-Bob
Hey, the first 5 years of my life were out in pasture land living in a glorified shack with a hand pump mounted on the kitchen sink, galvanized set tub for a weekly official vs washup bath and an outhouse. Cows were across the street. So actually I do understand to a limited degree lol !!
 
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Someone needs to get to the bottom of this.

I wonder if the folks working at the toilet paper company are working overtime? They must be really wiped.
If we don't remember anything else out of this virus incident we will all have our TP stories lol !
 
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Some households now have stockpiles of a year or more. Making it hard for the little poor guy just hoping to find a roll.

M-Bob

People should always maintain a long-term store of their important supplies at their home.

I lived in California for 44 years. You knew earthquakes were coming, but you didn't know when.
So, intelligent people would fill whatever storage space they had with vital supplies.
It became a very useful habit.

I consider toilet paper to be a great convenience, but not a vital necessity.
I've sometimes had to get by without it, and without a toilet.
 
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People should always maintain a long-term store of their important supplies at their home.

I lived in California for 44 years. You knew earthquakes were coming, but you didn't know when.
So, intelligent people would fill whatever storage space they had with vital supplies.
It became a very useful habit.

I consider toilet paper to be a great convenience, but not a vital necessity.
I've sometimes had to get by without it, and without a toilet.

I could stay holed up for a month or so, if I had to. But it's just me, and I don't want for much.
 
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They love (clean) TP.
Especially the cheap course stuff.
M-Bob

Heading down the mountain to the store
goats have made a request
please pick up some Charmin for desert.

The wife is spoiling them.

I hate that,
M-Bob
 
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If we don't remember anything else out of this virus incident we will all have our TP stories lol !

The little kids are scared.
Last night my grandchildren called me
Grandpa can you leave us some TP in your Trust?
M-Bob
 
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