Archaeological Evidence

[Tychicum]

After digging to a depth of 100 metres last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 metres and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of silica, indicating 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Irish newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 metres, Irish scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.


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[laptoppop]

LOL!!! Thanks
-lee-

 

[chaoschristian]

I will not be able to sleep tonight. ​

 

[Willtor]

From this day forth, that cat is my nemesis.

 

[shernren]

From this day forth, that cat is my nemesis.

Yes, because if it were really alive, it would be a living disproof of evolution.

 

[Willtor]

Yes, because if it were really alive, it would be a living disproof of evolution.

Because if it were really alive, it would be a living abomination.

Good joke, by the way, Tychicum. The father of one of my childhood friends was of Irish descent, and was always telling Irish jokes.

 

[chaoschristian]

Because if it were really alive, it would be a living abomination.

If it were really alive it would be silently creeping up behind you.

 

[Willtor]

If it were really alive it would be silently creeping up behind you.

If it were really alive, the sky would be purple.

 

[chaoschristian]

If it were really alive, the sky would be purple.

If it were really alive, Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick in its teeth and send it back to whatever blackpit it emerged from.

 

[Willtor]

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse kick it in its teeth and send it back to whatever black pit it emerged from, it would come back with a vengeance.

 

[Assyrian]

The father of one of my childhood friends was of Irish descent...

Forgive the quibble, I may not be up to date on the latest genetic research, but doesn't that mean your friend was of Irish desent too, not just his father?

Has Tychicum found the missing false teeth yet?

 

[chaoschristian]

Forgive the quibble, I may not be up to date on the latest genetic research, but doesn't that mean your friend was of Irish desent too, not just his father?

Sometimes it skips a generation?

 

[Willtor]

Forgive the quibble, I may not be up to date on the latest genetic research, but doesn't that mean your friend was of Irish desent too, not just his father?

Has Tychicum found the missing false teeth yet?

His mother wasn't of Irish descent. His father, AFAIK, was a pure Irishman, but a few generations removed.

 

[Melethiel]

Great joke, but that critter is scary.

 

[Assyrian]

Irishness is homeopathic, the more dilute the genes the more Irish you get. That's why Paddy's day parades are bigger in the States than in Ireland.

 

[Willtor]

Och, God bless the Irish.