Arbitrary Connections

[Mark Quayle]

Streak (as in Ray Stevens)

 

[John Owen]

Streak (as in Ray Stevens)

That is a good one. "I hollered over, I said, Don't look Ethel. It was too late, she's already been mooned."

Lightning

 

[returntosender]

Regular

 

[Mark Quayle]

Regular

I'm not sure I want to respond to that one, at my age...
...let's just say, COFFEE

 

[Quasiblogo]

I was going to say "coffee", because ethel, if ethanol, reminds me of gas stations, which reminds me of cheap coffee.

bean

 

[Mark Quayle]

I was going to say "coffee", because ethel, if ethanol, reminds me of gas stations, which reminds me of cheap coffee.

bean

Lotta puns/plays on words here the last many posts! Even when I try to avoid the more rude ones!

noggin'

 

[Quasiblogo]

scan

 

[John Owen]

Document

 

[Quasiblogo]

I can almost hear U.S. Grant asking, "Doc, you meant?"

Legislation

 

[John Owen]

Constitution

 

[returntosender]

I'm not sure I want to respond to that one, at my age...
...let's just say, COFFEE

Are you to young for regular and Ethel?

 

[returntosender]

I'm just lost....again

 

[Mark Quayle]

scan

synapse (your fingers)

Edit: Aaargh. I see I was too slow (no pun intended). Someone else chimed in first. I'm often seen as a wrong direction to go anyway.

 

[Mark Quayle]

Are you to young for regular and Ethel?

No. coming up on 67 yo

 

[returntosender]

Streak (as in Ray Stevens)

I have that cd

 

[returntosender]

I have that cd

There you go again. You really are a funny guy! Why don't you join the other funny guys in AGE FREE?

 

[returntosender]

synapse (your fingers)

Edit: Aaargh. I see I was too slow (no pun intended). Someone else chimed in first. I'm often seen as a wrong direction to go anyway.

SNAP

 

[returntosender]

(of) light

Dark

 

[Mark Quayle]

Dark

As in, the sound of the light switch?

Ominous

 

[Quasiblogo]

Creak