Apologies

[bubblegirl23]

Some of the matterial I posted yesterday was considered vulgar, and I apologise for any offence I've caused. I'm always trying to show my funny side, but these jokes seem to be the wrong way. I have learnt my lesson and will be sure to select jokes I tell a lot more thoroughly in future.

Here are some CLEAN ones:

How do you fix a tuba?
With a tuba glue!

What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major

What's the difference between a dog and a bad violinist?
The dog knows when to stop scratching

BG

 

[newlite]

What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major - i love that. i can see the picture...

 

[bubblegirl23]

I'm glad you liked it!

If only people used pianos instead of guns....

I'll be sure to stick to clean jokes for now on. I grew up around foul-mouthed boys, but forgot to leave that behind. I'm going to ask God to help me, and make it up to everyone. Don't think bad of me - I am the sweet girl you've gotten to know - I just left my monkey mask on!

S

 

[Bladecarver]

Cute jokes. Keep em comin'.

 

[strelok0017]

lol @the flat major