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Another joke - "Leopard-hunting Canine"... not as bad as Game Show Cheat though...

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<SPAN class=postbody>"Leopard-hunting Canine"</SPAN>

<SPAN class=postbody>"A wild dog is running through the jungle. While wandering
about he notices a leopard heading in his direction with the
intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, "Boy, I'm in deep
trouble now."

Then he sees some bones on the ground close by, and immed-
iately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to
the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims
loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if
there are any more around here?"

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, and
he slinks away into the trees. "Whew", says the leopard.
"That was close. That dog nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene
from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to
good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So,
he goes chasing after the leopard.

But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great
speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans
and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to
that conniving canine."

Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
back, and thinks," What am I going to do now?"

But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to
his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet.

And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says,
"Where's that monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent
him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and
he's still not back!""</SPAN>

<SPAN class=postbody>Argh! :rolleyes: </SPAN>