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"Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?"
"Spots?"
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Spots?"
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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... And now ... you must cut down the tallest tree in the forrrrressst...with a herring!
(ok, so other folks watch m.p. as well!)
(ok, so other folks watch m.p. as well!)
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"Now go away before I taunt you a second time!"
"RUN AWAY!!!!!"
"Your arm is off" "No it's not!!!" "Tis but a flesh wound"
"RUN AWAY!!!!!"
"Your arm is off" "No it's not!!!" "Tis but a flesh wound"
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"Do these guys ever smile?" (Baker)
"They're Russians, they get shot if they smile." (O.C.)
from "Miracle"
"They're Russians, they get shot if they smile." (O.C.)
from "Miracle"
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wvmtnkid
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"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me!" Steel Magnolias
"Marewage, Marewage, is whot haf gaffered us here today....." the hare-lipped priest from "The Princess Bride"
"I've been mostly dead all day." Wesley from "The Princess Bride"
"Inconceivable!" "The Princess Bride"
* wvmtnkid wonders if they are figuring out one of her favorite movies...
"Just breathe......." Ever After
"Is this heaven?"
"No, it's Iowa" "Field of Dreams"
(I actually used this quote the other day on my boss who was in Iowa on a business trip. But I had to explain it to him.
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"Marewage, Marewage, is whot haf gaffered us here today....." the hare-lipped priest from "The Princess Bride"
"I've been mostly dead all day." Wesley from "The Princess Bride"
"Inconceivable!" "The Princess Bride"
* wvmtnkid wonders if they are figuring out one of her favorite movies...
"Just breathe......." Ever After
"Is this heaven?"
"No, it's Iowa" "Field of Dreams"
(I actually used this quote the other day on my boss who was in Iowa on a business trip. But I had to explain it to him.
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Spicy McHaggis
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"Hit the pace car!!!"
"Why?"
"Because you hit every other ____ thing out there, and I want you to be perfect!"
"Why?"
"Because you hit every other ____ thing out there, and I want you to be perfect!"
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"Dad, can I have some more Mr. Crunch cereal?"
"Whoa, let's not start bustin' rank on the Cap'n."
"Whoa, let's not start bustin' rank on the Cap'n."
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"You so totally rock, Squirt! Give me some fin....Noggin'....Dude!" -Crush, the Turtle.
"He's trying to tell me something, I know it!" - Marlin
"Heeeeeere's Brucie!" - Bruce, the shark.
Mr Ray: All new explorers must answer a science question. What kind of home do you live in?
Nemo: An anemonemone. Amnemonemomne.
Mr. Ray: Just stop, before you hurt yourself.
"Wow. Wish I could speak whale!" - Dory
"[Reading a door] Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". Hey, it's spelled just like escape" - Dory
Ahem! Man, I love that movie!
"He's trying to tell me something, I know it!" - Marlin
"Heeeeeere's Brucie!" - Bruce, the shark.
Mr Ray: All new explorers must answer a science question. What kind of home do you live in?
Nemo: An anemonemone. Amnemonemomne.
Mr. Ray: Just stop, before you hurt yourself.
"Wow. Wish I could speak whale!" - Dory
"[Reading a door] Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". Hey, it's spelled just like escape" - Dory
Ahem!
Man, I love that movie!
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Worm: "It's just like the saying goes, in the poker game of life, womenare the rake, they are the ____ rake."
Mike McDermott: "Wha? What are talking about, there's no saying..."
Worm: "Well (slight pause)...there aughta be one.."
Mike McDermott: "Wha? What are talking about, there's no saying..."
Worm: "Well (slight pause)...there aughta be one.."
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Maybe not laugh, but inspired
"So Peter, your adventures are over..."
"No... to live... to live would be a very great adventure."
- Wendy & Peter, Hook
"So Peter, your adventures are over..."
"No... to live... to live would be a very great adventure."
- Wendy & Peter, Hook
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Delivering the eulogy for Aunt Edna...
"O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break." -- Clark Griswold
Can you imagine what God would be thinking if someone said this at a real eulogy?!?!?! LOL!!!..
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"Hey Clark, you look like you could use a cold one." -- Cousin Eddie
"I sure could, Eddie." -- Clark
Eddie hands Clark the beer he's been drinking and gets a new one for himself.
National Lampoon's Vacation
"O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break." -- Clark Griswold
Can you imagine what God would be thinking if someone said this at a real eulogy?!?!?! LOL!!!..
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"Hey Clark, you look like you could use a cold one." -- Cousin Eddie
"I sure could, Eddie." -- Clark
Eddie hands Clark the beer he's been drinking and gets a new one for himself.
National Lampoon's Vacation
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JPPT1974 said:
Maybe a little. All the system sounds on my 'puter are from the Holy Grail.
Sir Galahad: Let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: But, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's unhealthy.
Oh, I also have the lumberjack song.
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bubblegirl23
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Most are from movies with PG ratings...
American Pie - Oz in the choir: "you sound great man - I think you need your b@lls reattached"
Police Academy movies, particularly the sound effects guy.
Or the soft-voiced lady: Could you um please um sit down? excuse me? SIT DOWN AND BUTTON YOUR LIP!
Bridget Jones's Diary: I think the gravy needs sieving
The Crow: don't you ever f@@@@@ die?
American Pie 2: the whole scene of Stifler in "lesbian stronghold". In fact, anything Stifler!
And if anyone thinks this isn't fit christian viewing, I direct them to the scene in Monty Python's Meaning of Life with the headmaster's sex ed lesson!
American Pie - Oz in the choir: "you sound great man - I think you need your b@lls reattached"
Police Academy movies, particularly the sound effects guy.
Or the soft-voiced lady: Could you um please um sit down? excuse me? SIT DOWN AND BUTTON YOUR LIP!
Bridget Jones's Diary: I think the gravy needs sieving
The Crow: don't you ever f@@@@@ die?
American Pie 2: the whole scene of Stifler in "lesbian stronghold". In fact, anything Stifler!
And if anyone thinks this isn't fit christian viewing, I direct them to the scene in Monty Python's Meaning of Life with the headmaster's sex ed lesson!
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bubblegirl23
Resident bubble chick
Finding Nemo is full of funny stuff. Like the two pelicans where bubbles come up..."Nice!" :S
Chevy Chase is hilarious!
Rusty: What are the bells for?
German girl: there's going to be a hanging!
Rusty: DAD!
Eddie: crapper's full!
Randy Quaid steals the show!
Chevy Chase is hilarious!
Rusty: What are the bells for?
German girl: there's going to be a hanging!
Rusty: DAD!
Eddie: crapper's full!
Randy Quaid steals the show!
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