and DOMA is...

Bedford · Jun 27, 2013

Skaloop said:
We've had gay marriage in Canada for about the same amount of time, and that stuff is happening everywhere! Just the other month there was a report of a guy who married his dog, had a daughter with that dog, and then married his human/dog daughter as his second wife.

True story.

It must be something in the water

Lovely Jar · Jun 27, 2013

Do you ever wonder if the hate filled Christians who advocate gay discrimination ever consider how they'd feel if Jesus read a thread like this? And their posts in particular.

If we see a smoke cloud on their side of the monitor their answer will be in all probability, no!

Skaloop · Jun 27, 2013

Bedford said:
It must be something in the water

I'm thinking coriolis effect.

pgp_protector · Jun 27, 2013

Bedford said:
It must be something in the water

Too much Hydric acid in it would be my guess.

cow451 · Jun 27, 2013

Skaloop said:
We've had gay marriage in Canada for about the same amount of time, and that stuff is happening everywhere! Just the other month there was a report of a guy who married his dog, had a daughter with that dog, and then married his human/dog daughter as his second wife.

True story.

I see Weekly World News has a Canadian office.

Lovely Jar · Jun 27, 2013

Skaloop said:
We've had gay marriage in Canada for about the same amount of time, and that stuff is happening everywhere! Just the other month there was a report of a guy who married his dog, had a daughter with that dog, and then married his human/dog daughter as his second wife.

True story.

Yeah, but the real question is how does he get on with his mutt-in-laws?

Skaloop · Jun 27, 2013

Lovely Jar said:
Yeah, but the real question is how does he get on with his mutt-in-laws?

Well, his mother-in-law is really a bit..

of a pain in the neck.

kellhus · Jun 27, 2013

Skaloop said:
We've had gay marriage in Canada for about the same amount of time, and that stuff is happening everywhere! Just the other month there was a report of a guy who married his dog, had a daughter with that dog, and then married his human/dog daughter as his second wife.

True story.

I always knew Canadians were wildlings. Forget a border wall with Mexico, we need to build The Wall between us and Canada and establish the Night's Watch to be the shield of the realm. For the night is dark and full of terrors.

[serious] · Jun 27, 2013

spartacus1984 said:
if you see members of the Supreme Court walking down the street trying to eat bananas by sticking them in their ears, wouldn't you think that was abnormal or just that they are all mentally ill?

the emperor's new clothes.

It's worse than that, it's happening all over the place!

Sick cucumber freaks destroying our marriage...

pgp_protector · Jun 27, 2013

[serious];63448468 said:
It's worse than that, it's happening all over the place!

Sick cucumber freaks destroying our marriage...

or smashed.

or more
http://www.aliaco.com/6-banana-face-mask/

pgp_protector · Jun 27, 2013

spartacus1984 said:
if you see members of the Supreme Court walking down the street trying to eat bananas by sticking them in their ears, wouldn't you think that was abnormal or just that they are all mentally ill?

the emperor's new clothes.

I'd think someone turned them onto the new Banana Mask women use.

Banana face mask - 6 best recipes

[serious] · Jun 27, 2013

It's like I always said, once people start putting cucumbers on their eyes, what's to stop them from putting bananas in their ears? What's to stop people from potatoes on their children? That's right, children with potatoes on their skin*

*as a natural treatment for poison ivy

spartacus1984 · Jun 27, 2013

I must have hit pretty close to the mark to get you all riled up like that, huh,?

The Emperor's New Clothes

by Hans Christian Anderson

The Emperor's New Clothes

Everyone said, loud enough for the others to hear:

"Look at the Emperor's new clothes. They're beautiful!"

"What a marvellous train!"

"And the colors!

The colors of that beautiful fabric!

I have never seen anything like it in my life!"

They all tried to conceal their disappointment at not being able to see the clothes,

and since nobody was willing to admit his own stupidity and incompetence,

they all behaved as the two scoundrels had predicted.

A child, however, who had no important job and could only see things as his eyes showed them to him,

went up to the carriage.

"The Emperor is naked," he said.

"Fool!" his father reprimanded, running after him.

"Don't talk nonsense!" He grabbed his child and took him away.

But the boy's remark, which had been heard by the bystanders,

was repeated over and over again until everyone cried:

"The boy is right! The Emperor is naked! It's true!"

The Emperor realized that the people were right but could not admit to that.

He though it better to continue the procession under the illusion that

anyone who couldn't see his clothes was either stupid or incompetent.

And he stood stiffly on his carriage, while behind him a page held his imaginary mantle.

http://deoxy.org/emperors.htm

Cearbhall · Jun 27, 2013

spartacus1984 said:
I must have hit pretty close to the mark to get you all riled up like that, huh,?

It's hard to get riled up when you have no idea what the person is trying to say, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

I'll let you know if I do see the Supreme Court sticking bananas in their ears.

You may be on to something regarding gay people, though:

RisingSpirit · Jun 27, 2013

If the church and state are truly separated the why is "marriage" involved with the government. Perhaps the Christians should keep the Chritian marriage inside the church and let the government have thier own version of marriage.

Why are we negotiating with the State?

Paulos23 · Jun 27, 2013

Cearbhall said:
You're killing three different threads by repeating that question over and over.

Its his MO.

pgp_protector · Jun 27, 2013

Cearbhall said:
How many times do we have to answer this question before you reply to our answers? Twenty? Thirty?

You're killing three different threads by repeating that question over and over.

It's a form of trolling.
It used to be against the rules to bait / goad another user into getting frustrated with them that they respond with a flame towards that poster, but that rule died out a few years ago.

pgp_protector · Jun 27, 2013

FYI all this talk of Bananas & inappropriate uses reminds me of a live show I once saw while I was in the Military overseas.

spartacus1984 · Jun 27, 2013

Cearbhall said:
How many times do we have to answer this question before you reply to our answers? Twenty? Thirty?

nobody is forcing you to answer my question.

if you just keep feeling an overwhelming compulsion to answer my question over and over again that is up to you.

and how many threads do you need?

[serious] · Jun 27, 2013

Cearbhall said:
It's hard to get riled up when you have no idea what the person is trying to say, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

I'll let you know if I do see the Supreme Court sticking bananas in their ears.

You may be on to something regarding gay people, though:

You know, I really thought the cucumber eye thing was going to be the best graphical representation of why what he was saying was stupidly nonsensical. This photo might very well top that though.

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