Cly: I guess the first thing yall should know about me is that I never do stuff like everyone else! 
Interviewer: Yes Im sure theyll never forget it either *rolls eyes*
Cly: Well I gotta say I love it here!
Audience: *appluads*
Interviewer: What brought you Cly?
Cly: Well to be honest it was the ppl here. I just love fellowshippin with Christians *flashs brilliant smile at audience*
Audience: awwwwe
Interviewer: Well last time we heard about your likes and dislikes this time Id like to ask a few off the wall questions.
Cly: alright! *rubs hands together* Im ready!
Interviewer: Do you are does anyone you associate with ever or ever has partaken of or been party to the partaking of that which is mentioned in proceding question at any time or plans to in henceforth said future do that which is aformentioned and posted in said question.
Cly: Wow, um... well, No one that I know of has ever or will ever be associated with the party of the third part hirthto or from hereafter until the mentioned time in the alloted spaced preceeding *smiles*
Interviewer: Now lets get a little personal, shall we? Have you ever been in a situation involving a plunger a flashlight and a false goatee.
Cly: *gulps guiltily* how did u know??
Interviewer: What was said situation.
Cly: I really wanted to fix my neighbors toilet with out them knowing it was me so one nite I crept over to their house (unawares) disguised as the friendly neighborhood plumber. Everything was goin well until their
dog noticed me...
Interviewer: How unfortunate... well lastly I think that everyone would like to know How many paperclips would it take to get to the moon?
Cly: o thats an easy one! 12,500,040. I figured it out myself. *shows all her teeth in a huge smile* Hey guys this is a great idea to introduce ourselves! *cartwheels around the stage* we should all do it more often!
Interviewer: um... please dont cartwheel on the stage....
Interviewer: Yes Im sure theyll never forget it either *rolls eyes*
Cly: Well I gotta say I love it here!
Audience: *appluads*
Interviewer: What brought you Cly?
Cly: Well to be honest it was the ppl here. I just love fellowshippin with Christians *flashs brilliant smile at audience*
Audience: awwwwe
Interviewer: Well last time we heard about your likes and dislikes this time Id like to ask a few off the wall questions.
Cly: alright! *rubs hands together* Im ready!
Interviewer: Do you are does anyone you associate with ever or ever has partaken of or been party to the partaking of that which is mentioned in proceding question at any time or plans to in henceforth said future do that which is aformentioned and posted in said question.
Cly: Wow, um... well, No one that I know of has ever or will ever be associated with the party of the third part hirthto or from hereafter until the mentioned time in the alloted spaced preceeding *smiles*
Interviewer: Now lets get a little personal, shall we? Have you ever been in a situation involving a plunger a flashlight and a false goatee.
Cly: *gulps guiltily* how did u know??
Interviewer: What was said situation.
Cly: I really wanted to fix my neighbors toilet with out them knowing it was me so one nite I crept over to their house (unawares) disguised as the friendly neighborhood plumber. Everything was goin well until their
dog noticed me...
Interviewer: How unfortunate... well lastly I think that everyone would like to know How many paperclips would it take to get to the moon?
Cly: o thats an easy one! 12,500,040. I figured it out myself. *shows all her teeth in a huge smile* Hey guys this is a great idea to introduce ourselves! *cartwheels around the stage* we should all do it more often!
Interviewer: um... please dont cartwheel on the stage....
and have some blessings!
Welcome Clytie! Very innovative intro!
~Cyberwing