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Almost Died!

Squeaky

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Hey Everyone! I love clean jokes so I usually post jokes in the joke section here, but I have a testimony that just happened to me and my roomate LAST NIGHT! I've been sharing it with everyone I can possibly tell... hoping God is know better because of it!!!!

Wow... is prayer powerful. The story is posted here: http://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/Power-of-Prayer.html

God Bless ALL OF YOU!!!! :pray:
 
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KnightforGod

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Man that is awesome! The same thing kind of happened to me right after my wedding. I was going 80 down the highway and my tire blew and my Bronco immediaty pulled left so fast and so hard I should have rolled. I have no sway bar or anything to help. It was purely God who kept me from rolling, and also from having any cars in the other lanes.

Man its awesome how Gods timing is so perfect!

God Bless!
 
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Crispus

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Squeaks. Since when have I ever lied to you? Name it? You think this is a joke because you ride your bike oblivious to the fact that there is a high percentage that one day you yourself might be involved in a wreak that takes your life and all the while your mantra is, "There is no God." You are the joke here my man. Just because I said I loved you over the internet without knowing what you looked like or invite you for a meal...it now means I am the dumb one which makes me the joke. That it is not true... How in the heck do you know? You don't even know me as you admit. You know nothing about God, life, love, risk and truth11111.

You are a stink pot!

"You've been lied on, mistreated, talked about but has got your back and he is gonna hook you up...there is just ain't one...if sickness just takes your body and lays you out on your bed of affliction...if your mother and father forsake you...if your friends talk about you like a dirty dog...no weapon formed against you shall prosper...it won't work...Now praise the LORD like your crazy..."
~FH & RFC

peace b2u
Crispus
 
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EternalMoment

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could you give me scripture lookup on this? i believe it's true, i would just like to know where those words are listed in the bible because i have experienced just that and would like to show people that it is true.

"You've been lied on, mistreated, talked about but has got your back and he is gonna hook you up...there is just ain't one...if sickness just takes your body and lays you out on your bed of affliction...if your mother and father forsake you...if your friends talk about you like a dirty dog...no weapon formed against you shall prosper...it won't work...Now praise the LORD like your crazy..."
~FH & RFC

peace b2u
Crispus[/quote]
 
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