My mom picked something up for me that tickled me, and I had to share. It says:
ADVICE FOR THE DAY
If you have a lot of tension
and you get a headache
do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
"take two aspirin"
and "keep away from the children"

ADVICE FOR THE DAY
If you have a lot of tension
and you get a headache
do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
"take two aspirin"
and "keep away from the children"