Add Homonym

[PacificPandeist]

Nice sentiment, but it's got to be homonyms -- two words with different spellings that are pronounced the same!!

I flew on an unadorned jet = I flew on a plain plane!!

 

[RigalCygnos]

Here goes, fingers crossed:

Legumes is legumes -= pease is peas.
Wed that girl = Marry Mary.
Everyone will have a good Christmas = You'll have a Merry Yule.

 

[PacificPandeist]

Here goes, fingers crossed:

Legumes is legumes -= pease is peas.
Wed that girl = Marry Mary.
Everyone will have a good Christmas = You'll have a Merry Yule.

Good ones!!

To attack by faking a swoon = To feint a faint!!

 

[RigalCygnos]

That musical group was cast out= that band was banned!

 

[RigalCygnos]

My history raced by = My past just passed!!

 

[PacificPandeist]

He likes his literature on papyrus = He reads on reeds!!

 

[PacificPandeist]

He drenches his suffering sweat glands with water = he pours water on his poor pores!!

 

[PacificPandeist]

I walked back and forth on children's glue

=

I paced on paste!!

 

[RigalCygnos]

When atoms mean something = Matter matter.

 

[PacificPandeist]

My bag of onion sprouts is full of holes = My bag of leeks has leaks!!

 

[PacificPandeist]

Santa bolted up the chimney = Santa flew up the flue!!

 

[RigalCygnos]

My kitty stops pacing = My kitty's paws are in pause.

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

A stinky chicken = The fowl smelt foul

 

[PacificPandeist]

I courageously struck down nine pins!! = I bowled bold!!

 

[RigalCygnos]

I saw a sturdily grown bunch of grass = it was a toughed tuft




you can see how desparate I am getting.....

 

[PacificPandeist]

I saw a sturdily grown bunch of grass = it was a toughed tuft




you can see how desparate I am getting.....

lol, but that's good (two points)!! There are plenty more out there, since most any homonyms can be worked into a sentence with a bit of manipulation!!

How about:

An executive increases promotional materials = he adds ads!!

//// Pacific PanDeist

 

[PacificPandeist]

The contract about the cat has a provision discussing its nails = the contract has a claws clause!!

Now, if only I could work in Santa Claus....

 

[RigalCygnos]

No snowy humans inside snow figures = 'Snowmen in snowmen.



sweating now

 

[RigalCygnos]

Saint Nick provided in his contract to vacation in a California resort = Santa Claus had a Santa (Cruz)clause

 

[PacificPandeist]

Saint Nick provided in his contract to vacation in a California resort = Santa Claus had a Santa (Cruz)clause

Fear not, if you do a google search for homonyms, you get hundreds of lists of thousands of homonyms!!

//// Pacific PanDeist