The sad little elf kept sitting there day after day; sorrowfully frowning and sitting, not knowing what else to do.
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George and Boo's "I hate the happy elf club" was only becoming more and more popular, and soon the happy elf's home was covered in last Christmas's fruitcake.
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However, there was one person who cared about the happy elf and his freedom from the horrible torment caused by Boo and George - and that person was Magellan, a noble and wise magician who lived on Cape Good.
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Sojourner<><
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"By golly! What is the meaning of this!?", he shouted as he was rudely awakened by the splattering of a misfired fruitcake on his bedroom window.
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Magellan decided something had to be done about the abuse that the good elf was suffering, so he began the journey to the Elfenland.
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Finally Magellan reached Elfenland and realized that since the good elf had been locked up in his house, the entire kingdom had gone to ruin under Boo and George.
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Magellan decided to enlist a great army to battle the fruitcake-launching evil citizens of Elfenland, but who?
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jussanuddername
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MAgellan took out a full page four color ad in the local newspaper, The Elfenland Post-Dispatch, to recruit members for his new army.
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The first to respond were a group of devastatingly beautiful elves who had been out of the country on a model shoot, but who had returned and been disheartened by the happy elf's plight.
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Sojourner<><
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So they looked around for something to launch the lemons at and and low and behold there was Magellan, talking on his cellphone with the Army of the Supermodel Sisterhood, a few hundred feet down the long winding pathway to their evil elvish stronghold.
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Sojourner<><
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sssssSSSSSSPLAT! THUD! "Hello? Hello? Magellan are you there?" asked Moon Shine, the beautiful leader of the Supermodel Sisterhood. "What's happening!?" said Porkis Shilton, second in command, frantically questioning her leader. "I don't know! All I can hear is what sounds like... like giggling. Devious giggling!"
(OOC - I know that that was more than a sentance but I just couldn't help myself! Sorry!)
(OOC - I know that that was more than a sentance but I just couldn't help myself! Sorry!)
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