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Woman: Where would you men be without us women?
Man: In the garden of Eden.
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When did got create adam?
Well, it had to be close to midday because he was created before Eve
*crickets... 5 minutes later: Oooh! I get it!*
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God made Adam & He rested. Then he made Eve. Since then -- No one's rested!
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I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!
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Adam and Eve must have had a great marriage. Adam couldn't talk about his Mother's cooking, and Eve couldn't mention all the men she could/should have married.
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When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
"You're running around with other women," she charged.
"Don't be ridiculous," Adam responded. "You're the only
woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by
someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.
"What are you doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs."
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If you have any good ones, feel free to post them here! Remember to keep them clean! There are people as young as 12 (maybe even younger) here!
Man: In the garden of Eden.
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When did got create adam?
Well, it had to be close to midday because he was created before Eve
*crickets... 5 minutes later: Oooh! I get it!*
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God made Adam & He rested. Then he made Eve. Since then -- No one's rested!
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I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!
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Adam and Eve must have had a great marriage. Adam couldn't talk about his Mother's cooking, and Eve couldn't mention all the men she could/should have married.
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When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
"You're running around with other women," she charged.
"Don't be ridiculous," Adam responded. "You're the only
woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by
someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.
"What are you doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs."
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If you have any good ones, feel free to post them here! Remember to keep them clean! There are people as young as 12 (maybe even younger) here!
