Acts of Gord

[OHawkeO]

Just a side note before I give you all this link, there is swearing and parodying of God involved, so if you get offended easily by stuff like that then don't click.

But for those of you who would love to hear the insanely hilarious tales of a game store owner in Canada...

www.actsofgord.com

I learned about this a while back, haven't stopped laughing since.

 

[willard3]

This guy is a seriously pro ROFLcopter pilot. I especially enjoy the Book of Annoyances.

 

[ReBjorn]

I'm having trouble keeping my soup-in-a-cup from ending up all over the screen, and I'm only in the first book yet.



<Ring>

"Gamer's Edge"

"Do you have any good RPG's under $10?"

"No. All the good RPG's start at $20."

"Do you have any good games under $10?"

"No. All the good games start at $20."

"Bye."

<click>

Now imagine this cycle repeating on a nearly daily basis with one child&#8230; over and over and over and over! I'm talking months and months and months!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[OHawkeO]

The story about Crazy Lady rules, I forgot what book that was. XD

 

[scraparcs]

Great, well, guess I'll be up all night now reading the Acts of Gord.

 

[Gear853]

yea, gord is awesome.

"You owe me $5 for a resurfacing charge on Final Fantasy 9." "What? Why!"
"After you rented it, I had to send one of the CDs out to be resurfaced because it was so badly damaged."
"It was like that when I got it."
"You were the first person to rent it."
<dramatic pause>
"Was not."
"You rented it the day it was released."


ROFL