Action-Packed Sequel To The Book Of Mormon Announced

[St_Worm2]

Action-Packed Sequel To The Book Of Mormon Announced
January 16, 2018

SALT LAKE CITY, UT—The Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints made history Tuesday with the announcement of an exciting new sequel to the Book of Mormon, “The Book of Mormon II: Laman Strikes Back.”

The book reportedly takes place a thousand years after the events of the Book of Mormon, and follows a group of rogue ninja Lamanites’ evil plot to resurrect their ancient leader Laman and take over the Americas. Laman slowly gathers power and participates in dark rituals, eventually building himself an army of reanimated velociraptors, before challenging white American Jesus and His team of intelligent gorilla brawlers to a climactic showdown near present-day Salt Lake City.

“Whereas Book of Mormon 1 gave us some pretty fantastical storytelling, Book of Mormon 2 is going to turn everything up to 11,” Apostle Russell M. Nelson said in an announcement video Wednesday. “We’re talking dinosaur battles, explosions, and a big cliffhanger ending that could lead to a Book of Mormon 3 if sales are good.”

According to the twelve Apostles, the book is on schedule to be translated from a set of golden plates handed down from on high, edited for typos and consistency errors, and finally released to the public by spring of next year.

Action-Packed Sequel To The Book Of Mormon Announced

 

[thesunisout]

Maybe Xenu could do a guest appearance

 

[Humble me Lord]

Does it say how far the golden plates were carried to obtain them, and how much did they weigh this time?

 

[Humble me Lord]

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

Sounds like a companion book to The Lord Of The Blings.

 

[Tolworth John]

Given the amount of foul language reported in the first production. I didn't go to see it and won't go to see the sequel.

 

[Sanoy]

I can't read, when is the movie coming out?

Shouldn't the cover say..." Another another Testament of Jesus Christ"?

 

[Dave-W]

I can't read, when is the movie coming out?

Shouldn't the cover say..." Another another Testament of Jesus Christ"?

If you can't read, how do you know it doesn't?

 

[ToBeLoved]

Action-Packed Sequel To The Book Of Mormon Announced
January 16, 2018

SALT LAKE CITY, UT—The Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints made history Tuesday with the announcement of an exciting new sequel to the Book of Mormon, “The Book of Mormon II: Laman Strikes Back.”

The book reportedly takes place a thousand years after the events of the Book of Mormon, and follows a group of rogue ninja Lamanites’ evil plot to resurrect their ancient leader Laman and take over the Americas. Laman slowly gathers power and participates in dark rituals, eventually building himself an army of reanimated velociraptors, before challenging white American Jesus and His team of intelligent gorilla brawlers to a climactic showdown near present-day Salt Lake City.

“Whereas Book of Mormon 1 gave us some pretty fantastical storytelling, Book of Mormon 2 is going to turn everything up to 11,” Apostle Russell M. Nelson said in an announcement video Wednesday. “We’re talking dinosaur battles, explosions, and a big cliffhanger ending that could lead to a Book of Mormon 3 if sales are good.”

According to the twelve Apostles, the book is on schedule to be translated from a set of golden plates handed down from on high, edited for typos and consistency errors, and finally released to the public by spring of next year.

Action-Packed Sequel To The Book Of Mormon Announced

I know the BOM is inaccurate as far as what was available at that time, like food and animals and doesn't fit with archeological finds either.

Probably wanted a do over to up date some of the previous fiction in the original.

 

[Sanoy]

If you can't read, how do you know it doesn't?

I have a reading eye dog.

 

[ViaCrucis]

A reboot, with a number of retcons, may be a better course of action. There were a few too many plot-holes in the first installation.

-CryptoLutheran

 

[Tigger45]

This would be fine with me if it were listed under fiction. Although Mormons didn't and don't have that issue with the original BoM.

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

I have found another book for the bookcase along with The Book of Mormon II and the Lord Of The Blings.
This next book is about about a treasure seeker who discovered a set of silver plates after getting a reading on his metal detector, and finding a golden ladder with religious writings on each step and on the sides. The book about his discovery is called "The Lord Of The Rungs".