A word about baseball.

[OldWiseGuy]

I am happy if my baseball team is winning games. However that doesn't mean I want to go to their games....or watch their games on tv......or even listen to their games on the radio. I'd rather be hit by a train. It would be a quick merciful death. To paraphrase Mark Twain, "It's a terrible death.....being bored to death."

 

[Hammster]

I love listening. But only if I’m doing something else.

 

[OldWiseGuy]

I love listening. But only if I’m doing something else.

Even Bob Uecker gets bored broadcasting Brewer's games and often goes off on long tangents.

 

[Hammster]

Even Bob Uecker get bored broadcasting Brewer's games and often goes off on long tangents.

That’s what makes the radio more interesting. And I’m sure Mike Shannon drinks a few beers when brodcasting Cards games.

 

[Pilgrim]

Nobody could do it like Harry...

 

[dreadnought]

I am happy if my baseball team is winning games. However that doesn't mean I want to go to their games....or watch their games on tv......or even listen to their games on the radio. I'd rather be hit by a train. It would be a quick merciful death. To paraphrase Mark Twain, "It's a terrible death.....being bored to death."

I think I'd rather watch my Cardinals than get hit by a train.

 

[Tanj]

I think I'd rather watch my Cardinals than get hit by a train.

I'd rather watch your Cardinals than get hit by a train too. Heck, I'd even watch your Ordinals.

 

[OldWiseGuy]

To review,

Baseball: Slow and painful.

Train: Quick and merciful.

 

[JIMINZ]

Even Bob Uecker get bored broadcasting Brewer's games and often goes off on long tangents.

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Brewers .......Nuf Said.

 

[dreadnought]

I'd rather watch your Cardinals than get hit by a train too. Heck, I'd even watch your Ordinals.

I don't own any Ordinals.

 

[dreadnought]

To review,

Baseball: Slow and painful.

Train: Quick and merciful.

It is unpatriotic to belittle the game of baseball.

 

[dreadnought]

Even Bob Uecker get bored broadcasting Brewer's games and often goes off on long tangents.

Bob Uecker, the former St. Louis Cardinal catcher, doesn't go off on tangents. It just seems so to those of us less educated in the finer points of baseball.

 

[OldWiseGuy]

It is unpatriotic to belittle the game of baseball.

But America's favorite sport is..........bowhunting.

 

[dreadnought]

Even Bob Uecker get bored broadcasting Brewer's games and often goes off on long tangents.

But America's favorite sport is..........bowhunting.

Shuffleboard.

 

[JIMINZ]

But America's favorite sport is..........bowhunting.

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Bowling

 

[OldWiseGuy]

It's probably still.......fishing.

 

[Phil 1:21]

It is unpatriotic to belittle the game of baseball.

They're communists.

 

[OldWiseGuy]

It could be worse........golf.

"A game whose purpose is to place a small ball into a distant hole using instruments totally unsuited to the task." -Unknown English humorist.

 

[Phil 1:21]

To me, I enjoy watching people excel at sports, even if I don't have any particular interest in the sports themselves. It's a wonderful display of God's work.

 

[OldWiseGuy]

To me, I enjoy watching people excel at sports, even if I don't have any particular interest in the sports themselves. It's a wonderful display of God's work.

No no no! It's a wonderful display of evolution. Ain't you had no skoolhowzin'!?!