A to Z: Stupid Names for a Cat

[mmksparbud]

I would call my cat "dog".

I did---I named him "doggie"---our apartment at the time allowed no dogs.

 

[Francis Drake]

I seriously knew someone who called his girlfriend's cat "Cooking Fat". It took me a few moments to get it.

 

[Abide with me.]

Yowlychops!

 

[bbbbbbb]

Zit

 

[andreha]

Mickey

 

[bbbbbbb]

Nahnah

 

[Aquila Super Tomcat]

Zazzle-Dazzle - I'd be surprised if anyone called their cat that!

 

[Clare73]

Squirt! Thats not nice! I am reporting you for cruelty!

But none other has a toush as cut as mine.

 

[St. Helens]

And we are back to A

Antey

 

[bbbbbbb]

Now we are at L.

Liszt

 

[St. Helens]

Okay my bad.

Moosey

One of the worst things to call your cat.

 

[bbbbbbb]

Nathan

 

[St. Helens]

Opus

 

[bbbbbbb]

Peter

 

[URA]

Skatt the Cat...there's something to this....


Skatt the Catt, ya know he Sat on the Mat,
He been chasin' down a Rat, but he tripped, and SPLAT!

Skatt the Cat done landed on Matt,
Matt kicked the Cat, but the Cat was too Fat

So Matt and the Cat the little Rat, too,
Took a bat to a bat, and the bat became stew!

So now I got a Tat of Skatt the Cat,
And Matt got a Tat of the Bat Rat Stew!

(Mercy on anyone who has English as a second language....)

@Clare73 , thank you for rating this one Winner! Besides being an appreciated compliment, I completely forgot about the Smart the Cat rap

 

[Clare73]

@Clare73 , thank you for rating this one Winner! Besides being an appreciated compliment, I completely forgot about the Smart the Cat rap

That was so-o-o funny!

 

[URA]

That was so-o-o funny!

Great, now I see a glaring typo...Skatt the Cat fell victim to autocorrect, and now we're all stuck with Smart the Cat

Smart the Cat, he could dart the rat,
And they both were owned by Bart the Fat.
"Don't fart like that!", said Smart the Cat,
'Cuz Bart the Fat just needed a hat

I have no idea what those lyrics mean, but it was fun to bounce between which word I was rhyming!

Opus

(For those of you who don't know, there was a fantastic comic strip called Bloom County, and Opus is on the left)

Anyway, we're on Q. Dagnabbit, why did I get with Q? Who can do anything with the letter Q???

The next name of this cat shall be...

Q

 

[bbbbbbb]

Robert

 

[Vesper_Jaye✝️]

Satan

 

[brinny]

Taz