A Serious Problem

[P_G]

I got a call from my little sister last night who lives over in North Eastern Arkansas by the Oklahoma boarder. Well anyway apparently her boyfriend popped the question and they are going to get married. Which is cool.



So she called me up and asked me to preform the wedding and for my wife Miss Bonnie to be in the wedding also. Which is fine but it leads me to a terrible dilema.














How do I break it to my congregation that I am taking the weekend off

So I can go to Arkansas to marry my sister?


teee heee


Blessings

Pastor George

 

[simchat_torah]

I would not tell them and while they are sitting there during the service that hasn't started... as its an hour late, they call you and you say, "oh yeah... forgot to tell you guys, I'm not coming this week"


yep sir. that's how ya do it.

 

[iitb]

I'm still stuck at the part where you call your wife "Miss Bonnie."

 

[ShirChadash]

I got stuck on this:

So I can go to Arkansas to marry my sister?

'scuse me??

 

[ShirChadash]

 

[Sephania]

It is serious!












































Serioulsy funny!

 

[simchat_torah]

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a longer post.

 

[P_G]

I don't see what is so funny here

I have checked with the county clerk


In Arkansas It's legal to marry my sister





I am an ordained minister you know


Hey I had to share that with you all
Smile will ya?

You don't want your face to stick that way!


Pastor George

 

[schwartmrs]

Yafet!

And you wonder why you get a lot of ribbing for your long posts!!

 

[P_G]

I'm still stuck at the part where you call your wife "Miss Bonnie."

It's a church thing
Trust me

The Pastors wife is always Miss <FIRST NAME>

At home I just call her
well

Wife

I like to keep things simple!

she calls me

Husband


See how easy that is?


Pastor George

 

[schwartmrs]

It's a church thing
Trust me

The Pastors wife is always Miss <FIRST NAME>

PG,

Same here...only in my church, ALL ladies are Miss <insert first name>

and all men are MR.<insert first name>.

I like it...it teaches the kids manners...

Now....as to your going to Arkansas to marry your sister.....hmmmm....people are gonna talk!

 

[P_G]

PG,

Same here...only in my church, ALL ladies are Miss <insert first name>

and all men are MR.<insert first name>.

I like it...it teaches the kids manners...

Now....as to your going to Arkansas to marry your sister.....hmmmm....people are gonna talk!

True Shade!

And on the east coast I am

Pastor George

and on the west coast and parts of the south I am

Rev. Cook (which I hate!)

and sometimes in Messianic arenas I get hit with
Rabbi

That ALWAYS gets a rebuke!
I may be a teacher but a Rabbi got to go to Yeshiva
I went to Bible College!

blessings

Hey laugh a little

Pastor George

 

[Cordy]

How do I break it to my congregation that I am taking the weekend off

So I can go to Arkansas to marry my sister?


teee heee

LOL!!! That is SO funny! I almost hit the floor laughing!

 

[P_G]

I dunno... I'd be pretty upset if Sean called me "Wife" at home.
"Hey WIFE... will you cook my dinner?"
Nah... that would NEVER pass in my household

I would never say "Wife will you cook my dinner"

Obviously you have never lived through er um
tasted my dear wifes cooking!

Not for nothing but where others use meat thermometers
Miss Bonnie uses a smoke detector!

Look she married the president of a motorcycle gang
and ended up with a preacher

I married a biker moll
and ended up with umm an older biker moll!


Blessings and yes I would say it to her face
in fact she would say it to your face


hehehehe
Don't try to figure it out you will sprain something


Pastor George

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