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A Roman walks into a bar…
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Tachyons (if they exist) move faster than the speed of light.
That means it would arrive at the bar before it left for it. (I know, it's nerd humor...
(Think "Back To The Future...")
You're Not Thinking 4th Dimensionally, Back to the Future Part III (1990)
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Tachyons (if they exist) move faster than the speed of light.
That means it would arrive at the bar before it left for it. (I know, it's nerd humor...)
(Think "Back To The Future...")
You're Not Thinking 4th Dimensionally, Back to the Future Part III (1990)
I think this thread has 'gone off the rails'.
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grasping the after wind
That's grasping after the wind
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Why don't you see elephants hiding in the trees?
They're really good at it.
They're really good at it.
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Teacher: What are you drawing?
Little Girl: God
Teacher: but no one knows what God looks like.
Little girl: They will when I'm finished.
Little Girl: God
Teacher: but no one knows what God looks like.
Little girl: They will when I'm finished.
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911 caller: My friend just keeled over, and I think he might be dead.
911 operator: In order for us to send the correct help you better make sure he is dead.
operator hears sound of gunshot
911 caller: OK now what?
911 operator: In order for us to send the correct help you better make sure he is dead.
operator hears sound of gunshot
911 caller: OK now what?
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The civilized Romans spoke a civilized tongue
“When my people were developing philosophy your people were still swinging from trees.” speaking in Greek. - Gus Portokalos. <My Big Fat Greek Wedding>
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Is my continuing pun going to be shunted off the thread now?ENOUGH!
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An atheist walking in the woods trips over and suddenly a giant Grizzly is towering over him about to rip him to shreads!
The Atheist decides to pray to God by saying;
"Please Lord, save me! Make this bear a Christian!"
God answers his pray as the bear kneels down and makes the sign of the cross and says;
"Thank you Lord for this food that i am about to eat"....
The Atheist decides to pray to God by saying;
"Please Lord, save me! Make this bear a Christian!"
God answers his pray as the bear kneels down and makes the sign of the cross and says;
"Thank you Lord for this food that i am about to eat"....
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Q: Why are elephants gray?
A: So you can distinguish them from blueberries.
Q: What did Hannibal say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: "Here come the blueberries." (He was colorblind).
A: So you can distinguish them from blueberries.
Q: What did Hannibal say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: "Here come the blueberries." (He was colorblind).
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The jokes are getting a bit puffed out now.Oh that it would be sidetracked.
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