A Baptist family had a death in ther family while there local minister was was out of town. They asked the local Methodist minister to conduct the funeral. He called his bishop "Can I bury a Baptist?" The bishop replied "Sure, bury all the Baptist u can!"
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I saw this thread and thought it was the following joke.
A Methodist woman was traveling on vacation and happened not to find a Methodist church to go to on Sunday. Being very devout, she decided to go to the Baptist church near where she was staying.
All through the service, though, she complained to the gentleman sitting next to her that "We don't do it like that at MY church." Finally the gentleman asked her what church she belonged to.
"Oh, I'm a Methodist," she replied.
"And why are you a Methodist?" he asked.
"Because my mother was a Methodist."
"And why was she a Methodist?"
"Because my grandmother was a Methodist," she answered.
The man, seeking a reason for her faith, asked, "Well, if your grandmother and mother were both insane, would you be insane too?"
"Oh, no," the woman replied. "Then I'd be a Baptist."
A Methodist woman was traveling on vacation and happened not to find a Methodist church to go to on Sunday. Being very devout, she decided to go to the Baptist church near where she was staying.
All through the service, though, she complained to the gentleman sitting next to her that "We don't do it like that at MY church." Finally the gentleman asked her what church she belonged to.
"Oh, I'm a Methodist," she replied.
"And why are you a Methodist?" he asked.
"Because my mother was a Methodist."
"And why was she a Methodist?"
"Because my grandmother was a Methodist," she answered.
The man, seeking a reason for her faith, asked, "Well, if your grandmother and mother were both insane, would you be insane too?"
"Oh, no," the woman replied. "Then I'd be a Baptist."
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