Did anyone see this movie, The Hebrew Hammer with Adam goldberg? Its a funny kind of spin off of the Grinch who stole Christmas, Jewish style, lol
in the movie Santa gets bumped off by his evil son Damian, he wants to take over his empire of toys and get as much money as possible. So the very next thing he tries to do in becoming the 'new Santa' is to get rid of Chanukah. He announces that "in 24 hours Chanukah will be NO MORE!"
so, that is where Adam Goldberg comes in. He is the hero of the movie, hired as an agent to stop the evil Damian from obliterating Chanukah. So as a 'master of disguise' lol, he dons a disguise of sorts, putting on one of those hats that have a christian fish logo on it, and a wig, so that he can get into the mall where Damian is now sitting at Santa's place, where the children go to get their picture taken.
so then he is in line for Santa, and when its his turn to see Santa, he suddenly whips off the disguise, he goes up to Santa and says "your the goy who stole Chanukah...." !!
this other part Damian tries to shake him off by telling all teh children waiting in line, he points to goldberg and says "children, this man wants to cancel Christmas!!" and all the kids yell "get him!" and start running after Goldberg.
its in k-mart, and you hear that announcer say "attention Kmart shoppers, there are Jews in aisle 12..."
anyways, you will have to watch it yourself to see whathappens to the goy who tries to steal Chanukah
This other part also is funny, Goldberg's girlfriend tells him "i want you to talk dirty to me" and his idea of talking dirty is he says "I will get a good paying stable job....we'll send our kids to private school..." and the girlfriend goes bananas yelling 'yes, you semitic stallion you!"
it is overall pretty clean cut, just a little holiday humor, I am trying to bring myself up bc I have been battling against depression so I try to find humor in stuff
in the movie Santa gets bumped off by his evil son Damian, he wants to take over his empire of toys and get as much money as possible. So the very next thing he tries to do in becoming the 'new Santa' is to get rid of Chanukah. He announces that "in 24 hours Chanukah will be NO MORE!"
so, that is where Adam Goldberg comes in. He is the hero of the movie, hired as an agent to stop the evil Damian from obliterating Chanukah. So as a 'master of disguise' lol, he dons a disguise of sorts, putting on one of those hats that have a christian fish logo on it, and a wig, so that he can get into the mall where Damian is now sitting at Santa's place, where the children go to get their picture taken.
so then he is in line for Santa, and when its his turn to see Santa, he suddenly whips off the disguise, he goes up to Santa and says "your the goy who stole Chanukah...." !!
this other part Damian tries to shake him off by telling all teh children waiting in line, he points to goldberg and says "children, this man wants to cancel Christmas!!" and all the kids yell "get him!" and start running after Goldberg.
its in k-mart, and you hear that announcer say "attention Kmart shoppers, there are Jews in aisle 12..."
anyways, you will have to watch it yourself to see whathappens to the goy who tries to steal Chanukah
This other part also is funny, Goldberg's girlfriend tells him "i want you to talk dirty to me" and his idea of talking dirty is he says "I will get a good paying stable job....we'll send our kids to private school..." and the girlfriend goes bananas yelling 'yes, you semitic stallion you!"
it is overall pretty clean cut, just a little holiday humor, I am trying to bring myself up bc I have been battling against depression so I try to find humor in stuff
