A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

[PastorMikeJ]

Oh what are we to do with these extra parts?

How many sponges did we start with....oh you have already closed..never mind!

 

[sequins]

Oh no! I removed the wrong one!!

 

[LOTR]

A more complete list:

Ooooops!

Let me ask your opinion, nurse...

Has anyone ever seen one of THESE??

What do you mean it's upside down?!

Oh Yuck! ...I think I'm gonna be sick...

This is what happens when cousins marry.

You think we can sew it back on?

Someone stop that thing from beating, it's throwing my concentration off.

Is that SUPPOSED to be yellow?

I learned that when I studied to be a Vet.

Not bad for someone who failed Med school.

What does the AMA know, I still think I can do it.

Whow; maybe I shouldn't have gotten so drunk last night.

Does Tab A go into Slot C or Slot F?

They never let us practice on REAL people in Med school.

He looks like my ex-wife's attorney... The one who got her the house, the car, the money... he even got her!...

Don't worry, he'll never know; he's out.

OK, make a wish and pull.

Back in a minute. Gotta put money in the meter.

What he doesn't know, won't hurt us.

Uh, ya want fries with that?

Tilt that TV a bit. I can't see the game.

The voices in my head keep telling me not to do this...

I think my Alzheimers is getting... uh...

Oh yeah, if you think you're so good, you do it!

C L E A R ! ! ! . . .

 

[BornAgain7]

ha that was funny!

 

[KnowBeDo]

Oh goodness, i've cut the dickens out of my thumb!

 

[tinytot0000]

Yikes... hope that I am under and not hear anything. Thanks for sharing

 

[shakingthedustoffmyfeet]

If I don't hurry up, I'll be late for my wedding.

 

[KnowBeDo]

Well if I can do this, it will be a first.

 

[shakingthedustoffmyfeet]

What kind of insurance does this patient have?

 

[tck1987]

wow

 

[BlessedBaptist]

What he didn't want to donate a kidney, then what is he doing here?

 

[iec91820]

lol

 

[They]

• Let's see, the hip bone's connected to the what again?
• This lung looks more like an intestine, the poor guy.
• Dang, that page of the manual is missing.
• Quick, call an ambulance.
• *woozily* I think you gave the shot to the wrong pers....
• A live cadaveor, how cool is that.
• I learned this from David Copperfield.
• Seriously, lets see how long small intestine really is.
• Okay, once I connect this red thing here to this other red thing. Oh great, now it's all red.
• Hmm. Uh. Hmm. Are his eyes supposed to be opening already?
• What is that annoying beeping sound? Oh good, it's stopped.
• "Clear" - "but doctor, your reseting his leg." - "I said Clear."
• Well, we don't have any sponges, but Brawny is supposed to be better anyway.
• Oh crud, I dropped the scalpel again. Hand me that pocket knife.
• Smile, your on candid camera.
• Ever get the feeling you've done this before? Me neither.
• Gloves? I'm supposed to be wearing gloves? Now you tell me.
• Why is he twitching like that?
• I think.. I .. forgot to ...take..my.. seizure... meds.. again....
• Narca...................lepsy is a serious.......prob....lem............for me.
• Half way done and no cheer leaders. This job stinks.
• You did remember to collect in advance I hope.
• Tell his wife that I love her and I'll be home, wait, never mind he'll be fine.
• A priest? A bit early aren't, nope, just in time.
• How many of these spongy air sack things is he supposed to have again?
• What do you mean it's the wrong patient? His thorax is completely, wow, I guess it shouldn't be in the stomach anyway.
• Um, did you say Tea time or Tee time?
• I gotta go. No really, I really gotta... never mind. Sponge please.

 

[Ric]

• Oops!
• Has anyone seen my watch?
• Come back with that! Bad Dog!
• Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
• Hand me that ... uh ... that uh ... thingy
• There go the lights again ...
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
• What do you mean, he's not insured?
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Time to call my lawyer!

 

[grrltoangl]

lol