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A priest, a bishop and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, “I’m only here because of predictive text.”
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CF has always been a site that welcomes people from different backgrounds and beliefs to participate in discussion and even debate. That is the nature of its ministry. In view of recent events emotions are running very high. We need to remind people of some basic principles in debating on this site. We need to be civil when we express differences in opinion. No personal attacks. Avoid you, your statements. Don't characterize an entire political party with comparisons to Fascism or Communism or other extreme movements that committed atrocities. CF is not the place for broad brush or blanket statements about groups and political parties. Put the broad brushes and blankets away when you come to CF, better yet, put them in the incinerator. Debate had no place for them. We need to remember that people that commit acts of violence represent themselves or a small extreme faction.
A joke.
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A horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables and starts reading the paper.
The bartender is a bit shocked by all of this but pours the beer anyway and takes it over to the horse, who offers a ten dollar bill for it.
Now the barman figures the horse isn’t that bright, so he decides to pull the old ‘short-change’ trick on him. He duly goes back to the horse with one dollar change. The horse doesn’t say a word.
The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the bar to order another. The bartender says to him: “You know, we don’t get many horses in here.”
To which the horse replies: “At nine dollars a beer, I’m not surprised.”
The bartender is a bit shocked by all of this but pours the beer anyway and takes it over to the horse, who offers a ten dollar bill for it.
Now the barman figures the horse isn’t that bright, so he decides to pull the old ‘short-change’ trick on him. He duly goes back to the horse with one dollar change. The horse doesn’t say a word.
The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the bar to order another. The bartender says to him: “You know, we don’t get many horses in here.”
To which the horse replies: “At nine dollars a beer, I’m not surprised.”
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