A Good Reason to Avoid Hell

[msjones21]

I hope this joke isn't considered inappropriate. I heard it last week and thought it was really funny.

A man dies and goes to hell. Satan meets him and says "hi, welcome to hell. Now, in hell you have three choices as to which area you want to spend eternity" So the guy is thinking "wow, I get a choice pretty cool. I thought it would be all about fire and torture." So satan gives him a tour. He takes the man to the first room. He opens the door and millions of people are standing up to their necks in vomit and feces. The guy winces and tells satan "I don't think I want to be in there." So satan shuts the door and shows him the next room. People are wading around up to their waists in feces and vomit. The guy says "No, I don't think I want that room either". So satan shuts the door and they go to the third room. The room is filled with people laughing, joking, and drinking coffee. The man notices they are walking around up to their knees in vomit and feces. The man says "yeah, I think I like this room. I'll take it" so satan says "Very well, go join them. Alright everyone, coffee break's over! Back on your heads!"

 

[ChristianTeen]

Pretty funny. But hell is a lot worse that that, just so you know.

 

[Sharky]

that's funny. ANd yes hell is alot worse.

 

[Miss Mayberry]

Pretty funny...