A Fun Thread~ Ive Never..............

[LaSorcia]

I've never splashed so much vinegar on myself before.... its only way to get rid of this red bumpy crap!
Turns out its not poison ivy/oak/sumac, its actually some form of fungi spores that create a similar looking rash.

Try some tea tree oil. It does sting though.

 

[MrNoodle]

I'm doing a lot better, the vinger burned like hell, but it kicked its butt. My face is mostly back to normal beyond all the skin peel.

I've never heard of tea tree oil before.

 

[gennypearl]

I've never written a book

 

[Chesterton]

I've never written a check that didn't bounce.

 

[gennypearl]

I've never weighed more than 100 pounds

 

[Chesterton]

I've never had a near death experience at Walmart.

 

[MrNoodle]

I can't remember weighting less than 100 pounds.

 

[LaSorcia]

I've never wanted to lose 100 lbs.

 

[Chesterton]

I've never been able to reason with the voices in my head.

 

[Little Lantern]

I've never learned to swim.

 

[MrNoodle]

I've NEVER seen seen a picture of Jesus wearing a hockey mask with a chain saw and a pick ax, and a caption saying Happy Halloween.

Edit, sorry the "never" didn't get added.... doh!

 

[sunshineforJesus]

really

 

[MrNoodle]

I've never mistyped the word NEVER before in this context! -doh!

 

[LaSorcia]

I've never not had something to say here before.

 

[Chesterton]

I've never been to Neverland. Thank goodness.

 

[lucypevensie]

I've never heard the story of Sleeping Beauty.

 

[MrNoodle]

I've never been as big of a meathead as I've been lately.

 

[LaSorcia]

I've never been swimming in the Arctic Ocean. (Never want to either.)

 

[MrNoodle]

I've never been a super hero.

 

[sunshineforJesus]

I've never had my own business.