I think I may have come up with an actual solution to the athiest vs. Christian debate. God exists, but only in the sense of Schrodingers Cat: He both exists and does not exist. If this does not make sense to you, allow me to explain. Schrodingers Cat is a cat placed inside a non-transparent, sound proof sealed box. Inside is a vial of toxic gas and a hammer, and when the box closes the hammer has a perfect 50/50 chance of falling on the vial and killing the cat or leaving it unharmed. So to people observing the box don't know whether the cat is alive or dead, so what is it? One person believes it's alive, because there is an ancient text that says it is alive. The other thinks it's dead, because there is no evidence of life. So who is right? They both are right and they both are wrong! Since no one has ever opened the box (seen and been able to show absolute proof of God/no God) no one can prove the other absolutely wrong. God exists based on perspective: however thoroughly you believe that cat is alive, however thoroughly you know that cat is dead, the other is right, and so are you, so get out and dance!
I must be honest. I couldn't even read all of that.