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The_Evelyonian

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One day while everyone was sitting in church listening to the preacher the devil appeared right in the middle of the aisle. Everyone ran for their lives except one man who simply glanced up at the devil and looked back down. The devil walked up to him and asked "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"No" came the man's reply.

"Why not?" asks the devil.

The man looked up and said "'cause I've been married to your sister for the past 30 years".