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A different Sunday service joke

Oct 8, 2012
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This is a joke and as a funny story ( I made it up of course dont try this seriously! No Im serious )

The new music team leader/ worship leader at a church (whatever you call the person who leads the praise and thanksgiving at your church) thought he'd introduce a new form of visual presentation he would present one animal of God's creation on the projector screen to encourage the people of that church to draw closer to God - he was an avid lover of the sea anything related to the sea- at the next service on sunday during worship. No body knew this visual presentation was going to happen except his brother who was the in charge of the overhead projector who was also an avid lover of the sea. Sunday came. As people were worshiping, singing , enjoying God that Sunday morning, the worship leader during the singing of praise and thanks to God starts talking about God's creation he gets ready to show his 'visual presentation' - " God's creation I love so much I mean look at this creature" . Brother puts the picture up on the screen . The worship leader goes to continue on talking " I mean isn't it beau...." Suddenly chaos, the drummer stops drumming , musicians keys and chords are played incorrectly the singing stops, To the congregations horror on the huge projection is a picture of an octopus covering most of the screen, mrs Johnson the oldest lady in the church screams : "WHATS THAT!!? Some people are gagging , kids bolted out the door to children's church early , little Jonny who is 5 was so scared he's so freaked he crashes into the person at the door holding the newsletter, next minute its snowing newsletters. Church finished early that day for some reason.