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Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Hedonism - To heck with the rulebook. Lets play!
Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals loses.
7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday loses.
Church of Christ - He whose toys make music loses.
Calvinist - Once played, always played.
Jehovahs Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door wins.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk wins.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism - We dont care where the toys came from, lets just play with them.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys wins.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins.
Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Apathy - Toys? Why do I need toys?
Judaism - Im selling toys. You buying?
Church of Scientology - Toys R Us.
Hare Krishna - He who plays with the most toys wins.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours.
Bahai - All toys are just fine with us.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Hedonism - To heck with the rulebook. Lets play!
Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals loses.
7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday loses.
Church of Christ - He whose toys make music loses.
Calvinist - Once played, always played.
Jehovahs Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door wins.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk wins.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism - We dont care where the toys came from, lets just play with them.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys wins.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins.
Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Apathy - Toys? Why do I need toys?
Judaism - Im selling toys. You buying?
Church of Scientology - Toys R Us.
Hare Krishna - He who plays with the most toys wins.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours.
Bahai - All toys are just fine with us.
