A Comparison Of Religious Theories

[AllTalkNoAction]

Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Hedonism - To heck with the rulebook. Let’s play!
Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals loses.
7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday loses.
Church of Christ - He whose toys make music loses.
Calvinist - Once played, always played.
Jehovah’s Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door wins.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk wins.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism - We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys wins.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins.
Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Apathy - Toys? Why do I need toys?
Judaism - I’m selling toys. You buying?
Church of Scientology - Toys ‘R’ Us.
Hare Krishna - He who plays with the most toys wins.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours.
Baha’i - All toys are just fine with us.

 

[Phoenixtears1]

Haha, I like the evolution one. That's a funny but good way of looking at it.

 

[AllTalkNoAction]

Haha, I like the evolution one. That's a funny but good way of looking at it.

The list isn't complete, please add

 

[xMMKayx3]

haha!

 

[musicalmeg20]

hahaha

 

[askbros]

Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.

lol

 

[motree4316]

ha ha yea like it

 

[OneOfTheMany]

Church of Christ - He whose toys make music loses.

umm explain?

 

[AllTalkNoAction]

Church of Christ - He whose toys make music loses.
umm explain?

They don't have musical instruments because the New Testament nowhere specifically mentions them !

 

[OneOfTheMany]

They don't have musical instruments because the New Testament nowhere specifically mentions them !

lol ok thanks

 

[ModestGirlsRock]

They don't have musical instruments because the New Testament nowhere specifically mentions them !

yeah, we love music..it should be he who plays with toys that play instruments loses

 

[Concetta]

lol