A Christian Hunter

[AMR]

A Christian Hunter

A Christian hunter is hunting bears in the woods. While walking up a hill he grabs a branch for leverage and it breaks sending the hunter tumbling down the hill, rifle flying off elsewhere. When the hunter dusts himself off he sees a huge bear charging him. The hunter begins running, but trips and falls, landing on his knees. Seizing the opportunity, and being a good Christian, the hunter begins to pray, "Lord, make this bear a Christian."

The woods are quiet, the hunter turns and, Hallelujah! He sees the bear on his knees, paws together, praying! Listening, he hears the bear praying, "Father, bless this food to my body."



The key message here is that God answers prayers of the righteous, but the answer you get may not be the answer you want, but it will always be the right answer.

AMR

 

[brotony]

A Christian Hunter

A Christian hunter is hunting bears in the woods. While walking up a hill he grabs a branch for leverage and it breaks sending the hunter tumbling down the hill, rifle flying off elsewhere. When the hunter dusts himself off he sees a huge bear charging him. The hunter begins running, but trips and falls, landing on his knees. Seizing the opportunity, and being a good Christian, the hunter begins to pray, "Lord, make this bear a Christian."

The woods are quiet, the hunter turns and, Hallelujah! He sees the bear on his knees, paws together, praying! Listening, he hears the bear praying, "Father, bless this food to my body."



The key message here is that God answers prayers of the righteous, but the answer you get may not be the answer you want, but it will always be the right answer.

AMR

I agree with you that God often don't answer us according to what we WANT, but according to what we NEED. I'm not referring to the HUNTER in the joke anyway. I mean in real life. Good joke. Cheers.

 

[oscar615]

Too funny.

 

[tulsadents]

LoL! Nice one. I wish God blesses me without any troubles.

 

[Keithrils]

Good joke! I may steal it and use it as a devo!

 

[Hakan101]

I've heard something like this before, I actually took a little while to get it but when I did it was hilarious. When I heard it the first time though it was an Atheist hunter who wouldn't convert, but asked God to convert the bear instead, and then the bear started praying "Father I thank you for the food I am about to receive..." I suppose your way of telling it has a much better moral, though.

 

[AMR]

Yes, there is a non-believer option. But I like the version above for its meaning to the faithful.

AMR

 

[projectleftover]

Great joke! Amen!

 

[cjwalker]

That was really funny!! Good one!