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We've all been way too serious about our understanding of how God created life in these threads that we often forget the humor of it all. Anyway here is one I heard somewhere.
A theistic evolutionist dies and goes to heaven. He walks up to God in His awsome throne dragging an enormous contraption behind him. He yells to God, God, I know how you created the first life and let it evolve into everthing else and there fore prove that everthing came by naturalistic means and inteligence was not needed .and I can prove it with this machine. While holding up his finger up high and then pointing towards his monsterous contraption.
As a show of His infinite patience, God amusingly says: Lets see then!" So the man collects himself after the thunderous sound of Gods voice. He slowly moves over to his machine, takes out a packet of dirt from his side pocket. He pours the dirt into an opening of the machine and begins to tinker with it - turning knobs and dials. All the while God whispers to Jesus who is sitting at His right side. This could get interesting.
The machine rumbles hops and begins to start smoking. All of a sudden it comes to a complete stop. Oops! Exclaimed the man. I forgot to push the create life button. So he quickly reaches into his pocket again for the dirt. Before he could take the bag of dirt out however he hears the thounderous voice of God. Wait a minute, before you start Id like to know something? (As if God didnt already know) Sure God, what is it? replied the man. Where did you get the dirt? God asked. Well I, um, um brought some from earth. No, no, no God says scoldingly. Get your own dirt!
A theistic evolutionist dies and goes to heaven. He walks up to God in His awsome throne dragging an enormous contraption behind him. He yells to God, God, I know how you created the first life and let it evolve into everthing else and there fore prove that everthing came by naturalistic means and inteligence was not needed .and I can prove it with this machine. While holding up his finger up high and then pointing towards his monsterous contraption.
As a show of His infinite patience, God amusingly says: Lets see then!" So the man collects himself after the thunderous sound of Gods voice. He slowly moves over to his machine, takes out a packet of dirt from his side pocket. He pours the dirt into an opening of the machine and begins to tinker with it - turning knobs and dials. All the while God whispers to Jesus who is sitting at His right side. This could get interesting.
The machine rumbles hops and begins to start smoking. All of a sudden it comes to a complete stop. Oops! Exclaimed the man. I forgot to push the create life button. So he quickly reaches into his pocket again for the dirt. Before he could take the bag of dirt out however he hears the thounderous voice of God. Wait a minute, before you start Id like to know something? (As if God didnt already know) Sure God, what is it? replied the man. Where did you get the dirt? God asked. Well I, um, um brought some from earth. No, no, no God says scoldingly. Get your own dirt!
