A backwoods birth

[Quasar92]

Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.

" Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world."Whoa there" said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby."No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?


Quasar92

 

[Radagast]

Yes, let's make fun of rural people in Tennessee.

 

[Hank77]

Yes, let's make fun of rural people in Tennessee.

Rednecks love redneck jokes.
We love Jeff Foxworthy. Quote: If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

 

[Dave-W]

Rednecks love redneck jokes.
We love Jeff Foxworthy. Quote: If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

I liked his "You might be attending a redneck church IF..." list.

 

[Hank77]

I don't remember hearing the whole list but I've never heard anything from him that wasn't funny when he intended it to be.