5000-year old T. Rex!

[MSBS]

Originally posted by notto
Next thing you know you will try to convince me that drdino.com is a satire site as well.

It's not?

 

[Risen Tree]

I hope this is a true story. I'd like to see a couple of other sources, however, just to make sure that it's not a typical spoof by theOnion.com.

 

[Praxiteles]

In light of this, I've had to completely re-evaluate my position.

Obviously I've been blind to so much for so long...

 

[JohnR7]

Originally posted by seebs
Looks like some people are going to be eating some crow pretty soon.

Here is one of their stories with even more bull in it:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3420/animal_rights.html

 

[RaptorRed]

Originally posted by Rising Tree
I hope this is a true story. I'd like to see a couple of other sources, however, just to make sure that it's not a typical spoof by theOnion.com.

Yeah, right -- when was the last time you saw an Onion article that wasn't true?  It's says right at the top, "America's Finest News Source".  It must be true!

 

 

[Bruno]

For it is written:

"I will destroy the wisdom of the wise; the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate." 

(1 Corinthians 1:19)

 

[Praxiteles]

Originally posted by JohnR7
Here is one of their stories with even more bull in it:

   Ah, John, you're a dag.   That joke was udderly hopeless...

 

[Praxiteles]

Originally posted by Bruno
For it is written:

"I will destroy the wisdom of the wise; the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate." 

(1 Corinthians 1:19)

Wow.  So only the truly dull and mindless are welcome in heaven, eh? 

Well, I suppose if you're insecure about your position, you don't want the people around you showing you up...

 

[JohnR7]

Originally posted by Praxiteles
Obviously I've been blind to so much for so long...

Try this link, maybe you will find some help with the problems you have been having with your eyes:

http://my.webmd.com/content/article/41/1671_50493?

 

[Praxiteles]

Originally posted by JohnR7
Try this link, maybe you will find some help with the problems you have been having with your eyes:

http://my.webmd.com/content/article/41/1671_50493?

Do you mean to tell me that carrots are for eating? OK then.  But, now what am I to use as a door wedge?

 

[Jerry Smith]

Originally posted by Praxiteles
Do you mean to tell me that carrots are for eating? OK then.  But, now what am I to use as a door wedge?

Well, I can't give much advice, but I think the pointy-end of the wedge should be some books directed at a popular audience, along with a suggestion that school boards "teach the controversy." 

 

[Praxiteles]

And that will keep the door open?

 

[Jerry Smith]

In theory it should not only keep the door open, but open it in the first place!

 

[Praxiteles]

Fantastic! Carrots could never do that. It seems that I should have just been eating them right from the start!

Erm... We don't have school boards here. Whatever am I to do now?

 

[JohnR7]

Originally posted by Praxiteles
But, now what am I to use as a door wedge?

Just use one of Darwin's dusty old books. Then if anyone says that Darwin's books are not any good for anything, you can testify that you found a good use for it.

 

[Praxiteles]

Originally posted by JohnR7
Just use one of Darwin's dusty old books. Then if anyone says that Darwin's books are not any good for anything, you can testify that you found a good use for it.

There's a thought...

Do you suppose his descendants would allow me to borrow one of his old books?  They're probably in a museum by now, anyway.

 

[Risen Tree]

So what became of all of this? Fact or fraud?

 

[Praxiteles]

Read the article verrrry carefully.

 

[Arikay]

LOL, this was a fun game of trying to figure out who was serious and who wasnt.

Rising Tree: Its a joke.

The Onion is great.

 

[JohnR7]

Originally posted by Praxiteles
Do you suppose his descendants would allow me to borrow one of his old books? 

I think they become public domain after 100 years.